Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai

I WONNA JOIN THIS CLUB

A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT :

ALWAYS BE THE REASON OF SOME1'S HAPINEESS NEVER BE JUST A PART OF IT

BE A PART OF SOME1'S SADNESS BT NEVER BE THE REASON FOR IT!!

ya welcome send mast comedy sher and shayari

LIFE OF A STUDENT :

PC HAI NET NAHI

ATM HAI PAISE NAHI

CELL HAI BALANCE NAHI

EXAM HAI TENSION NAHI

PADNA HAI LEKIN SAALA MOOD NAHI!!!

MOHABBAT KI HAR GALI GUMNAM KYON HAI

JUDAI AUR MAUT ISKA ANJAM KYON HAI

LOG DETE HAI NAAM ISE KHUDA KA TO AKHIR YEH MOHABAT ITNI

BADNAM KYON HAI??

GOOG TIMES BECAME GOOD MEMORIES!!

BAD TIMES BECOMES GOOD LESSONS!!

WE NEVER LOOSE WE ONLY GAIN IN LIFE!!

MUNNA BHAI : CIRCUIT APNE KO 1NURSE SE PYAR HO GAYELA HAI

                       LOVE LETTER MEIN KYA LIKHU???

CIRCUIT :SIMPLE BHAI, LIKHNE KA DEAR SISTER

                I LOVE YOU!! LOLZ

rawan ke 10sir 20 aankhe phir bhi nazar ek ladki par SITA

TUMLOG KA EK SIR 2ANNKHE PAR NAZAR HAR LADKI PAR

AB BOLO ASLI RAVAN KAUN??

LOLZ

ITS SAID NEVER EXPECT ANYTHING IN RETURN FROM ANY1

BT THE TRUTH IS

WEN VE REALLY CARE 4 SUM1 V NATURALLY START EXPECTING A LITTLE FROM THEM!!

BHULA DENA USE JO RULA JAYE,

YAAD RAKHNA USE JO NIBHA JAYE,

VADE AAP SE KARENGE BAHUT LOG,

MAGAR APNE DIL KI BAAT KEHNA USE,

JISKE BINA EK PAL NA JIA JAYE !!

TUJAY DAIKTA HOON TU BOTNA BHOOL JATA HOON

TUJAY DAIKTA HOON TU BOTNA BHOOL JATA HOON

TUJAY DAIKTA HOON TU BOTNA BHOOL JATA HOON

TU ITNI HASEEN HAI K MAIRII PAINT PAR HE NIKAL JATA HAI

LIFE IS NOT WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS MADE FOR U,

BUT

LIFE IS LIVING FOR SOMEONE WHO LIVES BECAUSE OF U...!!

IF U TRUST SUM1 TRUST TILL THE END

WHATEVER THE RESULT MAY B

IN THE END EITHER U WILL HAVE A VERY GUD FRIEND

OR U WILL HAVE A VERY GUD LESSON!!

EYES R D WAY 2 LOVE

HRT IS HEAVEN OF LOVE

DREAM R D OUTCOME OF LOVE

HEARTBEAT IS THE MUSIC OF LOVE

BD NEVER FORGET

TEAR IS THE RESULT OF LOVE!!

LOVE IS MAGICAL

IT'S A LANGUAGE THT A DEAF CAN HEAR

A SONG CRIPPLED CAN DANCE TO

& A SUNSET D BLIND CAN SEE

WISHING EVERY1 HERE A LYF FULL OF LOVE!!

SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHARAB, CIGERETTE NAHI PIOGE, NON-VEG NAHI KHAOGE.

BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.

SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO NAHI CHHEDOGE.

BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.

SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.

BACHCHE: OK SIR.

SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.

BACHCHE : DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA …..

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha.

3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!!

Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!
All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!

hello hitesh from where u r getting all these stuff 

really good

ek ladka bhut gareeb tha par pyar ka

ek ladki bhi bahut gareeb thi par pyar kji maari thi

uski mulqat ek play boy se hui or aaj we   dono play play khelte hai 

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first

FULL FORM OF US (BOYS) :

B - BADMASHIYO ME SABSE AAGE

O - OWL KI TARAH RAAT KO GHUMTE HAI

Y - YAARO KE YAAR HOTE HAI

S - SHAREEF SIRF MUMMY PAPA KE AAGE HOTE HAI!!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

 A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

shruti if i tell the truth

among these sum r made by me

nd some r the messages which i recciee it everyday

nd thanxx for ur compliment

ak admi ki wife bimar ho ghee wo usy doc k pass ly kar gya

ur dock ko kha k isy check karo

doc uski wife ko ander ly kar gya

thuri der baad compuder sy kha

plass do

wo admi dehkta raha

dosri baar doc ny arai mangi

tasri baar hammer manga

us admi sy raha na gya to jaldi sy doc sy pocha

doc sab meri wife theek to hai na

to doc ny kha bhai pata nahi abi to mera bag hi nahi khul raha

JOKES OF SARDAR

(1)Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

(2)A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

(3)A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT HISTORT TO FORGET,

NOT ATHS TO CALCULATE,

NOT A LANGUAGE TO LEARN.

IT'S ONLY THE CHEMISTRY THT REACTS!!

ULTIMATE MEASUR OF LUV IS NOT WEN BOTH D PPL LYK EACH OTHR

ITS WEN 1 IGNORES & THE OTHER CONTINUES LOVING IT TILL THE END!!

NEVER EVER BREAK 4THINGS IN LYF :

 TRUST

 RELATION

 PROMISE

"HEART"

COZ WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT THEY PAIN A LOT!!

CLASSIC DEFINATION OF A GIRL FRIEND :

SOME1 WHO'LL STAND BY YOU THROUGH ALL THE

TROUBLES WHICH U WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IF U HAD STAYED SINGLE!!

saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai .............

Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ... Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...

Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ....

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, sky to earth)

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak .
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Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)

lady 2 docter -mera beta motercycle se ghir gaya

docter -i dont knw hindi speak in eng

lady- my londa  gironda           frm hero honda lol