David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

lolz   funny...

MARRIAGE IS LIFETIME PUNISHMENT

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

HAHAAHAAH UR RIGHT MAN .............

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

PRADEEP R U MARRIED----U KNOW ALOT ABT IT

Nahin Yaar

Kaun janbhuj ke fasi ka fanda apne gale main lega. 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Hey Pradeep... you sure are funny.....hat's off to youre quotes.... but......

On the serious note..... Just remember the lines of the actor you put pic of on your profile page.....

" We're strong from the built but underneath we man are just like children and we want a acring and halping hand to smoothen our lives... everybody needs a life partner... "

I beleive in Marriages.. but with the right person only.. you're life wolud be a living hell otherwise....;)) hahahahahahahaha 

waaahah well said  ud...

shukriya Jules... what is your pic on Marraiges? By the way??????

marriage just another person to take care of....lolz

but on the honest note marriage is how you make it...

have you ever thought about marrying and spending you whole life with him?????? hows he gonna be????? what would you offe him as a token of love???? , i/m asking too much questions naa?????

marriage is sumthin lyk........2 b hanged til death......................hahhaahhahhahahhaha

nah... you know i've never really thought about that... i guess if we just got along... but you know sometimes you never know a person until you finally live with them... thats when the real character/personality comes out....

every heard that saying...

"you have your whole life to find out"

i guess i have my whole life to find out....  lolz

but  the also give you pleasure of bringing WWE live into your home.... you can feel it with your naked eye.... your wife just seems like Chyna.... ready to hunt you,, kill you,,,, with her swwet dish experiments.... how exciting.... just like feeling the touch of death...hahahahahahahahahaahaha

Jules.. but you must have hgeard this saying also....

" you get a chance with life for once only. make the best of it..."

you never know you're life is on the end when you actually  realize that  you should have committed yourself to that someone special... it's a nice feeling.. just try having  that feeling for once and you'll come to know that the life's beautiful.......

yeah... marriage is making the best of it....lolz hahaha

i just find it to be stressful... things are only mad beautiful in dreams and movies.....lolz but in reality.... it's harder then it may seem...

my parents use to say... you never know when someone really loves you until they lay 6 ft under right beside you....

todays society... especially in the US... i've seen to many broken marriages... sometimes i think marriage is just an infatuation to leave the parents home...

how do you know that that person is the special one... when the marriage life itself has just begun...

Nice disscussion Ud & Julie.

I started this Thread only for fun purpose.

So girls dont take it seriously. 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."