HI FRIENDS. EVERYONE HAVE PROBLEMS, AND SAD MEMORIES.

I WANNA START A DISCUSSION FOR ALL OF MEMBERS/NONMEMBERS WHO WANNA TRUE SMILE IN HIS/HER LIFE.

MY LITTLE TRY..

SO GUYS AND GURL PLZ DONT CHAT HERE.......  JSUT SHARE  YOUR JOKES. ALL KIND OF JOKES ARE ALLOWED (ALSO DUBLE MEANING )

BUT DO NOT TRY TO POST ANY CHEAP THINGS HERE OTHER WISE I'LL DELETE IT AND ALSO DO NOT CHAT HERE.

THANK YOU

100% true fact:
If a black cat crosses you,when you are gong somewhere,
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The cat is also gong somewhere!
Meeeeoooow 

DEDICATED TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS IN MY FRIENDS LIST

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
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MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

There were 3 guys:a soccer player, cricket player and a soldier..da soccer player kicked his ball so far he didn`t know where it went...da cricket player batted his ball so far he didn`t know where it went..da soldier threw his bomb so far he didn`t know where it went...as they were walkin they saw a boy crying, they asked him y is he cryin he said a soccer ball hit his head...then as they walked further they saw another boy crying they asked him y his cryin he said a cricket ball hit his head...then they walked more and saw a boy laughin, they asked him y is he laughin he said when he farted his neighbors house blew up!!!

1 day u wll b suprised 2 c me............................

u n me loughing..................

u n me crying........................

 u n me dreaming...............

u n me..................................

just u n me.................

sitting in a mental hospital.........................

ME VISITING U..............................