Well folks - its story time !!!Have a good stooooorrrryyyy tiiiiimmmmeeeee (read as 'Good Morning Mumbai' as in Lage raho Munna Bhai !) lol !!

Ok!

I first saw Salman in 'Biwi ho toh Aisei'- he had a side role - but MAN - i was impressed -( i was in class 11 most probably at that point of time ). His eyes were (are) very impressive -actually kinda look full of love....but later i came to know that they are too full (fool) of love !!

Than came Maine Pyaar Kiya - all of us gurlz went berserk - esp. the scene where he gave seveal presents (gifts) to Bhagyashree on the 'chat' (roof top) celebrating her birthday!

Then we heard of his affair wth Sangeeta Bijlani - she was taller and we wondered how come she chose him...Salman is short na !(sangeeta was in Khoon Bahri maang...a song Mai teri hoon janam - quite a sesky number it was...but then she danced with a villain Kabir Bedi - thus her heroin career got sealed !!)...and thus I suppose Salman also left her...

Then he had an affair with Zeba Bakhtiar..rumors maybe - she did a movie called 'Henna' ...now married to fatso singer - trying desperately to reduce - Adnan...

Then Somy Ali came to his life .....stayed for quite long actually i guess.

Then came Ash !!She made an ash (ass) out of him ...maybe took a joint revenge on behalf of all the girls he used and threw !!This happens you know folks...gurlz take their revenge...ever so sweetly !

Now is katrina Kaif....not seen around with him(supporting him) while he was being taken to jail - this becme a NEWS factor in an ace TV channel !!good good - such NEWS factors show that rest of Indians (we the people) are in peace and tranquility !

The Episode :

Hum saath saath hair (we all are together) - he went hunting black bucks ...in an area where they are considered divine...are worshipped.Thus the ruckus! amazing - there was an incident where he ran over a street beggar - a human being ...but that has been rafa dafaa-ed(taken care of) - this is he essence of Ghor-ness of Kalyug - human life is not as important as the life of a black buck....maybe bcoz the parents of black back did not accept money - they eat grass afterall ...and thus sallu is in jail !! !!

PS : Others too went with him ...hunting - like Neelam...keelam dhilam (dunno know the  other names) but they too had to suffer ! ...were summoned by the court ..had to be present etc !so you see folks - now do you understand the meaning of the saying 'a man is known by the company he keeps' - well better be choosy abt frndz folks - they are the ones who prove to be more harmful..

look at Sanju baba - he befriended the underworld goons - and now he is in deep shit!!

* great post ! your point about parents of black back did not accept money is so true. I guess thats the only way someone (human/animal/anyone) doesnt get bribed in india :).

*  Do you know what happened to his compatriots (neelam-keelmam-dhilam ) in crime ? Didnt hear any jail term for them !

* Another thing - Heard about some of the katrina's answers on KBC with SRK.  Not sure for how long they are gonaa last as a couple -  they have lasted this long is a surprise :)

Shah Rukh asked Katrina about the gifts Salman gave her, if any. She seemed so unsure and later said, "Men and women have different ideas about a date. Women like candlelight dinners while men just pick up a glass and put it down."

hey good post Aumaparna....

Just one correction, I think the khoon bhari maang girl was Sonu Walia not Sangeeta Bijlani . Sangeeta Bijlani is the one married to cricketer Mohammed Azharuddin....

The only movie i can remember of her is Tridev.

oh! yeah...my mistake folks - thanks Rohina !! it was Sonu walia not sangeeta bijlani - and she was in Tridev - pretty wooden looking but pretty face - sallu bhai lands up mostly with wooden gurlz .... expressionless - but definitely pretty looking!

Ash was once upon a time woody as well - later after Hum dil de chuke sanam etc...she started having some expressions....thus she left him?! lol !!

frankly speaking i don't know abt what happened to Neelum,keelum and dhilum.....must have escaped somehow ...the long arms of the law....

Women like candlelight dinners while men just pick up a glass and put it down."

quite a dumb reply !

well i certainly don't like candlelight dinners..in fact i doubt the hoteliers a lot - actually i have worked in a hotel for an year (5 star delux hotel) and i used the see the mess in the kitchen...so i have to see clearly what have i been served...methinks these candlelight etc are purposely propagated so that the chefs and waiters can get away wilt their lil mistakes...like a floating cockroach on the soup....lizard in the sweet dish.....all such things will escape the eyes in candle light !!

men pick up glass and put it down bole toh!? wham bham thank you mam?!!...did she mean this in KBC!!!!!!

salman and aishwarya fell in love during the making of hum dil de chuke sanam.. so she stopped being expressionless after meeting salman.. and ure making this arguement based on her Hindi movies. her debut was in a south movie with Mohan Lal directed by Mani Ratnam and she was fabulous in that..

Thats so true about candlelight dinners. But this is what the firang damsel wants and this is not what our desi hero wants. Lets see how long they last.

I dont see the point here n_zamana ji,Why r u waiting sooo desperately  for the end of this relationship. I think they look really gorgeous n compatible wid each other.

It seems Salman se break hote hi u r gonna appraoch her :) (for a candlelight dinner)

lol!!...but Birju i have read ur review of Namaste London ...where u said u were glued to the seat bcoz of Katrina....is it bcoz of this reason that u r trying to ward off N-Zamana from her list of admirers!!?

but yes - salman & katrina make a good looking pair - no doubt - they are both good looking...infact i find Katrina to be better and sweeter looking - more feminine than Ash...for ash looked too masculine in the movie Dhoom 2...whr she was trying to crazy karofy the entire nation by her nuances...but salman is 41 already and katrina must be in her 20's ...so (array naahi yaar i'm not sayin that i am 36 and a better age-group wise match for salman....to have a candle -light dinner - lol !!!)

* Guys - I am not for Salman and Katrina splitting up . But her answers did surprise me :), may be she was in a bad mood that day or may be this candidness was cuz of true love between them... !! I was  just rethinking the salman-katrina - she visited salman in  jodhpur,
and it seems that she is with salman in this rough patch. 

* I think ash and katrina  are poles apart. Ash is plastic; katrina is fantastic :) .. Ash possibly used salman when she wasnt that established (- is she now ? :) )

first his affair was wid sangeeta bijlani then sangeeta married to a cricketer

and then he dated somy ali

from hum dil de chuke sanam he started dating aishwarya rai

and now its katrina kaif 

good post aumaparna