Cast: Starring

Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Sonu Sood, Om Puri, Neha Dhupia, Javed Jaffrey

Director : Anees Bazmee

Producer : Vipul Amrutlal Shah

Musician : Pritam

If there was ever a tale without a head or a tail than this would be the king, as it is we have a Punjabi Sikh played by Akshay Kumar in the worst imitation of Adam Sandler as a dumbo jumbo who is sent by the retarded Punjabi villagers who all behave like they live in the Simpsons movie, but that was funny compared to this absolute trash which spends half an hour on a chicken being chased in a village by the self made comic moron - Akshay Kumar, he then is sponsored to go to Australia to morally rehabilitate a local boy who has attained  the status of the biggest crime lord in oz.

But surprise of all the mother of surprises British airways takes him by mistake to Cairo where he runs into miss Kaif, who is easily the worst star actress ever on Indian screen, as they snog and sing and dance in Cairo for a day they are magically transported to Luxor too, next stop is Melbourne and that is of course Australia where the Indian gang lord rules the roost like the Australian prime minister.

The nightmare is completed with some garish sets complete with dinosaur skeletons and strobe lights to make you epileptic.  Some more songs follow to disgrace the great Bhangra Punjabi nation as the most non-musical people on the globe.

The movie then becomes a total mess where people are pointlessly running around and singing tunes stolen from Snoop Dog to Tupac in the name of Punjabi music, meanwhile miss Katrina kaif arrives as a foreign educated criminologist after her song dance stint in Egypt has been completed,  betrothed to the richest man in India, so we can re-ignite the Cairo love affair with Mr. Kumar, after all the world is so small, we run into people we know from the moon to mars everyday in Melbourne and Mumbai.

After Mr. Kumar decides to ruin her wedding, the movie has to end sometime but instead it goes on and on forever like a chewing gum which has no taste and is stuck in your mouth. You finally have to vomit to get rid of the nausea induced by this utter absurdity full of racial abuse and toilet humour with jokes about excrement and sexual innuendoes.

This makes Tashan and welcome look like masterpieces and it spells a new artistic low for Hindi cinema which has produced something worse than ever in this sicko dumbo epic.

Any signs of logic will only be seen from outside the space as this caters to the aliens alone,

I feel really sorry for Kiron Kher and Om Puri who have given the worst performances of their lives and as for Katrina Kaif she cannot act at all, so that simplifies the riddle completely and makes this the worst movie since Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag, no mean achievement.

Rating: 0

ESCUSE ME MISTER WHOEVA U ARE IF UR SAYIN ANYTHING ABOUT US SIKHS THEN FUCK OFF U HEAR ME!!!!!!

This movie broke the record for First Week Opening, defeating Om Shanti Om, by collecting 29 crores in just First Week. Om Shanti Om got 22 crores. First Week is actually about how many people saw it. So many people watched this movie because other Indian-Punjabi movies were all hits, like Namaste London, and Akshay Kumar had 4 amazing hits of 2007. I haven't watched this movie, but I will watch it after I know if it's a hit.

AWSUM FILM OK??DONT CARE WAT U SAY