OK GUYZ...ALL OF US WILL WRITE SM JOKES TELL ME WHOSE R THE BEST...

MY VOTE GOES 4 MY BF

Indian Airlines Slogan:

A warm experience & motherly treatment...

Warm bcoz the AC doesn't work & Motherly coz all the Air hostesses are above 50.

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend

But what about a failed student?

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A Beautiful Teacher ;)

LOLZ thanx gf..:P... BUT IS TYPE KI DISS??...UMM OK CHADDO..

my vote goes FOR U BOTH..sunny and oM..:p

The wind, d wind, d naughty wind.
tat blows d girls' skirt high
but god'z clever

he sends d dust along d wind 2 close d boys' eyes

ABY GADHOO..PEHLE JOKES TO BHAIJOO...AISY HI VOTE KRTAY JA RAHAY HOO....JIS K JOKES PARH KR PPL NJOY KARAIN GY....US KO HI VOTES MILENGE...

MIND : 2 think of u
EYES : 2 look at u
HEART : 2 luv u
HAND : 2 TOUCH U
LEG : 2 Walk with u
MOUTH : 2 say i miss u
FEET : 2 kick u if u dnt miss me...THTS FR U OMI....OMER AND OMM...AA JAO YAAR..

HUMAN BRAIN IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING THING.
IT WORKS 24 HOURS A DAY AND
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND IT ONLY
STOPS WHEN WE ENTER THE EXAM HALL...KIA YAAR SACH HAI...MERA MIND B EXAMINATION HALL MAIN HI KAAM NAI KRTA....BT GURLZ WALAY HALL MAIN M NEWTON....HAHHA

Never think of the past
It brings tears...

If you think of the future
It brings fears...

So, live life in the present
And drink chilled beers!

Life Paradox

what u want u don't get(luv),
what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),
what is permanent is boring(wife)

mah! salami..craker

At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes
a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER

hahahahahahaha


OM for u...:P



3 GADHY ZOO
Sy Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!

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  Difference:
  
  It's funny when people discuss
  LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
  
  It's like asking someone,
  if suicide is better or being murdered

lolzzzzieeee

Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.

hahhahahha sallu.& Omer...............vry nice...but u both guys r mor funny thn me..in evry angel,.......

hahahhahaha

so mah VOTE GOES 2 u both.....hahahhaa

hahahaha..:P:P....suicide is betta..:P

What is the height of Bravery,
Patience & Laziness combined?
A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting
for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

FR ALL MA FRENDS....

Friendship is like peeing in
your pants. Every 1 can c it
but only U can feel its true
Warmth, Thank U 4 being the
pee in my pants...

 2nd

sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

 
When in life, you wake up
n you don't see anyone,
then come to me.
I will be there to take you
to an eye specialist!

bf chalo ab tum bhi ek hatke joke bolo ! cum on afterall i voted 4 u

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this!

MERE SB BHAIO...APP KO IK SALAH..

Like energy Love can neither
be created nor destroyed....

It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a new business?

Student: Father-in-Law!

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
BALLU : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
BALLU : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

MAN : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

MAN : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

hahahah...lage raho munna bhai..:P:p

hay diva??..u went??..kahan ho bhy/..

...sweet byeee 4 u all 3 smrtiee

tc...mor .later on

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शराबी - मैं बड़ा |
व्यक्ति - भाई साहब आप कैसे बड़े ? आपसे बड़ा तो भगवान् है |
शराबी - भगवान् बड़ा तो मंदिर में क्यों पड़ा ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा मंदिर बड़ा |
शराबी - मंदिर बड़ा तो धरती पे क्यों पड़ा ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा धरती बड़ी |
शराबी - धरती बड़ी तो शेषनाग क फन पर क्यों पड़ी ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा शेषनाग बड़े |
शराबी - शेषनाग बड़े तो शिवजी के गले में क्यों पड़े ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा शिवजी बड़े |
शराबी -अच्छा शिवजी बड़े तो पर्वत पर क्यों पड़े?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा पर्वत बड़ा |
शराबी - पर्वत बड़ा तो हनुमान जी के हाथ पर क्यों पड़ा ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा हनुमान जी बड़े |
शराबी - हनुमान जी बड़े तो राम जी चरणों में क्यों पड़े ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा राम जी बड़े |
शराबी - राम जी बड़े तो सीता जी के पीछे क्यों पड़े ?
व्यक्ति - अच्छा तो सीता जी बड़ी |
शराबी - सीता जी बड़ी तो अशोक वाटिका में क्यों पड़ी ?
व्यक्ति - अरे भाई आप ही बताइए कौन बड़ा

main toh yehin hoon

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le

hahah lolz..pushtoo main gaaliyaa nikal k chale gaye??..:p..mujhe HINDi nahi aati...:P:P:P

heY! DIVA...4 u...

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

 Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

hahahahahahah.........lolz...diva...hez insulting gals........



lolz go and do sumthing..:P:p..




m jus a lil busy..:P:p..



m jus appeciating my friend OM...:P:P:P

bye om cya

OK BYE Om..CYA K S N BH..luv ya miss ya..bubye..:P

 4 u all three mah lovable frndz......

last but not leat cracker...

Ek bache ko "challenge" ka example dene ko kaha gaya woh

bachcha answersheet pura khali chod diya aur ant me likha "BAAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAAS KAR DIKHA" HA HA HAAAA

lyf mein aap yoon hi hanste..muskaate raho.......bhagwaan kare....aapke honthon se ...yeh pyari muskan kabhi bhi na bichhide......

gud nyt sweet drmz...allah haafiz

umar, u n hiba no more 2gether ??????????

..hum hai rahi pyar ke....fir milenge chalte-2....

...kabhi alvida na kehna.................... ...kabhi alvida na kehna.................... ...kabhi alvida na kehna....................

K Om..gud ni8 sweet drreams......bye tc have fun KEEP smiling and b happy.....aise..:P:P..



lolz...but dont do this in front of hatta katta banda..:P:P...


lolz...aage khud he samjh jao.:P..


bagair daantoo k khana khana pare gha..:P:P