Aap Ka Surroor

Amazing movie!

Beat your own drum kinds!

Its actually a music video.

Thus no movie review as such.

Few dialogues from an absolutely expressionless face of the era – HR – are as follows :

Give me the gun I said – you are drunk Officer ! (HR to a Police Officer in Germany!)

IT’S A MISTAKE !! (When the polizia of Germanezia take revenge …for calling them drunk on duty…or what!?)

Nadia, an equally expressionless daughter of Raj Babbar (the Director could not take any one with expressions otherwise there would have been an identity crisis on ‘Who is the Lead Actor?’ thus Nadia, a golden haired, fair skinned – basically Indian Raj Babbar’s sheer stoke of groovy luck – for being able to rope in a German Murgi – in his youth …. after all… and copulating with her – thus giving birth to a baby girl – who later becomes a Reporter – an adventurous reporter on top of that !!…and dies while trying to expose someone – something – involved in a process called String Operation.

HR’s too much fame was getting on some  Khorana’s nerve so he framed him and wore his mask and the camera that was between her( Nadia’s) breastikins …(Okay break over) – revealed it all! Later we all come to know that Khorana was wearing HR’s mask and killed Nadia !! I honestly want to meet these mask makers ….this way many ugly looking Indian males and females will live happily ever after – they can wear the mask of their favorite actor/actress and actually materialize their dreams of….you know what..

To stretch the movie some girls are hired to dance semi nude in this movie. The girls in this movie do not believe in covering their breastikins much …(take a short break – okay break over) and rather they jiggle it all the more the moment they see men/boys around !! Probably the reason why this movie is at all talked about !

One of my colleagues – some 10 years younger to me – found this movie to be too thrilling and full of suspense !! I was amazed but then I realized that being born in the 80’s means brought up among the movies /ideas /concepts of the 90’s – thus its no fault of his to find this extremely mediocre movie to be thrilling !!

I remember having watched ‘Khamosh’ – starring Shabana Azmi and Naseeruddin,Amol Palekar..and many more good actors – it was a suspense thriller and till the end we could not make out who the murderer was !! I had found it too great a movie – during those days I guess Directors made the movies through their brains unlike nowadays where most movies are busy showing a new ‘female body’ (bold girls born to either greedy or debauch parents) from all angles !!

While watching this movie, during interval time, my father commented that Amol Palekar would be the murderer !We all disagreed so he said – okay fine watch the movie. And it turned out that Amol was the murderer! When I asked my father how could he guess – he said pure logic – how else would you justify the presence of the Ace Actor Amol? – (deep sigh) yeah ! Men are so logical but then that’s what one should be like I guess !