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HOW WOULD U PUNISH TH PERSON ABOVE U...............LOLZZZZZZ
- " HEY GUYS EK AUR MAST GAME......HOW WOULD U PUNISH TH PERSON ABOVE U... BEAT THT PERSON KILL THT PERSON KICK THT PERON SLAP THT PERSON SEND 2 HELL.....ETC HEHEHHEH LOLZZZZZZZ....CUMON "
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Trishna and Diya ( Mike here )
- " ab tum log suno meri baat, aisa hai, ki main jaanta hu ki main bohot mean raha hu tum dono se, aur jab tak tum log apni bakwas band nahi karoge tab tak yahi hoga, chaho to un sab logo se puchlo ki ... "
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Ek Haseena Thi Karzzzz hindi movie song
- " Ek Haseena Thi Karzzzz hindi movie song Download for free @ www.DLoadmp3.com all song of this movie download for free @ www.dloamdp3.com "
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EK AUR MAST GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- " HEY GUYS.... WHAT U HAVE TO DO IS WRITE D NAME OF D PERSON ABV U AND ADD: "K DIL MEIN" FOLLOWED BY A MOVIE NAME... IT'S SO SIMPLE N FUNNY GAME..... SO LET'S START.... "
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tujhe mirchi lagi to main kya karuuuuuuuu
- " maza aa gaya,,,,, randi se ladai karke,,,,,,,, waise iski chut anthu ne pehle li thi,,,,,,, isliye tarap raha hai,,,,,,,,, kyo be anthu gandu,,,,,,,,, gali yaha pe hi sunga ya mumbai aau teri maa ... "
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ROCKY HATE CLUB PLSS JOIN...
- " USKA FAN CLUB BANA THA NA AB EK HATE CLUB BHI BANA DO PLSSSS MEER DOSTO MUJHPER ITNI SI KRIPA KAR DO PLSS JOIN THIS BLOODY'S HATE CLUB "
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SECOND INNING
- " jo pehle ho chuka hai wo wapis to ayega nahi,,,,,,,,, mujhe apne kiye pe pachtawa nahi hai,,,,,,,,,, kyoki main ne jo kiya sahi kiya,,,,,,,,, jab mujhe lagega ki main galat hun tu sorry bol ... "
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U r my Sonia!!
- " bahut purani baat hai..ek jungle tha..us jungle main ladki rehti thi..uska naam guess karo...galat uska naam sonia nahin tha..uska naam maria sharapova tha...ab dnt confuse it with tennis player ... "
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UMAR
- " ab sun be tu, hero banta hai chakpak ka? ek laat padegi tere, nazar nahi ayega, chakpak tere saath hai to bula le jisko marzi. bach sakta hai to bach ke dikha ab, "
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Bollywood Movies inspired from other movies (This post is inspired from Shantanu's post)
- " Post Bollywood movie and movie from which its inspired from Sholay -- Seven Samurai China Gate -- Seven Samurai Ek Chalis ki last local -- Pulp Fiction Chalte Chalte -- Roman Holiday tara ram ... "
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ABHI AAJ EK LADKI NE MERA DIL TODA KYA SAB LADKIYAN AISI HE HOTI HAI?
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wi are good friend....
- " hum kahike bhi hoe lakin dost ek jaisae hone chayea. "
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hi dosto god evening aaj na mene ek acha kaam kia hai
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suhag raat -- frist night
- " hi mera naam rajesh kumar hi or mi jaipur ka rhane wala hu 30 saal ka man hu mere land ka size 7.8 hi or motai 2 hi ok ab mi asli kahani par aata hu. meri eek milne wali hi jis ka nam lina hi wo mujhe ... "
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hi, i am hameed
- " THA KOI MERI ZINDAGI ME JO ZAKHM DE GAYA ZINDAGI BHAR JEENE KI KASAM DE GAYA HAZARON PHOLON MEI SE EK PHOOL CHUNA THA JO KAANTON SE BHI GEHRA ZAKHM DE GAYA "
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SINGH IS KING
- " You Better Put Your Fist Up Aa Right Now..Aa Aa Aa One For The Treble, Two For The Base, King Is In The Place, You Better Watch This Space One For The Treble, Two For The Base, King Is In The ... "
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paerul ji aap shakal se smart hai par dimag bhi chaiye
- " kia aapko lagta hai dosti se badkar koi cheez hai kisi ki dushmani me hum log haste hai kia yahi kaam hai logo ka kisi ko kisi se jhagda kahatam karwakar unko milana nahi jante kia dosti ki duniya to ... "
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sab hai na
- " sab hai ya nahi ek baat hai chakpak par mthhi bhar log hai orkut par duniya hai na "
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sach kahu sach me
- " main jat yamla pagla deewana,,,,,,,,,,, itni si baat na jana,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kay kay kay oo mennu pyar kar di hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sadde utthe woo mar di hai,,,,,,,,,,, jhalak dikhla ... "
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Ek sher pyaara sa
- " I came across this sher a few minutes back Kya dard-e-mohabbat kya dard-e-jawani is tute dil ke tukde hain tere pyar ki nishani.. kya wafa ka sila kya kasme nibhani in aankhon ka behta kajal ... "
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full song ~~bhootni kee
- " ho aaj khushi ka din hai aaya, nikla mahurat changa bhai suit pehann ke ban gaya dulha, balle.... ho suit pehann ke ban gaya dulha, kal tak tha jo nanga bhai ghar walon ka naam na lena, shaava.... ... "
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SANJANA SUDHAR JAO PLZ,,, I BEG U
- " SANJANA OR TRISHNA KYA YE HI PYAR TUMHE MUJSHE NAHI HUA THA JAVAB DO,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TUMHE MUJHE BHI AISA HI PYAR HUA THA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, MAIN BHI NAHI SAMJH PAYA KI KYA KARU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, MUJHE BAS ... "
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itna hi nahi.....SHE IS D MAIN CULPRIT BEHIND ME
- " US DIN JO EK LADKI NE BANAYA THA NA KI DEBO DONT WANT TO GO BCOZ HE WANTED TO MAKE MORE GF...WOH BHI ISI NE BANAYA THA.... TRUTH TELLER TOLD ME DAT WOWW SAJAL AAP SAHI MEIN BADI CHALAAK HO "
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is se pehle ki main pagal ho jau main jaa raha hu
- " debo tumhe nahi pata main kya kar sakta hu shayad mujhe baad me pachtawa ho isliye main jaa raha hu bas meri ek sahal hai tumahre liye sajal ke liye jitna kam tum bologe utna fayde me rahoge ye ... "
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plzz... sajal ko kuch matt kaho,
- " dekho uski koi galti nahi hai,,,,,,,,,,,,, bina baat ke tum log uska naam badnaam kar rahe ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, debo agar tumhe mujshe hi dushmani hai to mujhe batao,,,,,,,,, is tarha tum mere dosto ko ... "
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ROCKY HARAMI KI AULAAD SAALE 100000 BAAP KI CHUD IDHAR AA JAA EK BAAR
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debo sun yaar
- " ya to tu apne ghar ka addess de ya koi bhi jagah bata,,,,,,,,,, ye larai khatam kar,,,,,,,,,, ya to tu marega ya main,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ye mera address hai 172/8 lohiya naga, neas masjid-e-kurashiyan, ... "
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mera dimag zhand kyo karta hai be debio
- " behen ke lawde tu ek bar ki samjhta kyo nahi,,,,,,,,,,, chutiya ke land tujhse main koi jaghra nahi karta,,,,,,,,,, lekin fir bhi tu apni maa chudane aa ja t a hai,,ek wo randi amrita hai,,,,,,,,,,, ... "
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THODA SA SACH - padhna zarur
- " bilkul sahi kar rahe ho tum log, kamaal ka kaam kiya hai, ....................................................... vaise kabhi socha hai ki tum log rocky se chidhte kyun ho????? main batata hu, ... "
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sajal and rahul i love you both and hate to
- " kya jo kuch kal hua wo sahi tha jaha tak main samjhta hu main apni baat bahot kam alfajo me sabko batna chahunga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,chakpak pe sajal ne jo kiya main usko galat nahi manta,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ... "
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DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
- " all thsi is disgusting its sick and poor areh yahaan ki site managers agar in sab ke baare main kuch akr nahi sakte tho tum sab ate hi kyo ho yahaan haar baar badnami hoti hai sharif logo ki ... "
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rahul again
- " / 6 mins. ago Re: i m right ............. ......... sajal kmini kutti tu right kha se hai sali randi main jaa raha tha pin tune mara mere bare me ulta sidha bolne ke liye shuru ho ... "
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HUm Coffe Pine chale kkya?....................
- " Ho would you say the person above you.............. Let's have a cofee today evening....?......... For Exaopmle........ If Anthu is above me....i qould say.....Oye Anthu bithu jeev ... "
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rahul one more reply pllss HACK-KING Rocky beg you
- " bas ek reply and rahul sir aapki lanka lag jayegi kar dijiye kahi bhi ye nahi kehta ki yaha karo,,, kahi bhi karo,,, warna chup chap chale jao, wo makool hoga tumahre liye,,, HACK-KING Rocky ... "
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YIPEEEEE I WON & UD LOST!!!!!!HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE
- " AUR MR.UD.....MAINE TO AAPKO 46 GRACE MINUTED DIYE.....BUT STILL I WON!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE OMGGG....I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAZA AAYA UD...EK PUNJABAN SE PANGA LENA KA.... ... "
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I Q test for all
- " Just see the picture . Can u guess which festival is this???????? You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. (Wrong Answer) Scroll down for answer . . . . ... "
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