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(2005)
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No Entry - in the alley of the whore.....call girl / pick up/one night stand
Aug 29, 2007
 
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Story of a poor ‘pick up' girl – a whore - who had to become a whore because her husband was in coma and the Hospital- Nursing Home - that he was admitted in, charged her Rs.20,000/ per day – so she had to agree to sleep with anyone and everyone – tall, short, fat, old, slimy, smelly, farty – just anyone and everyone - just to meet the target of the day – Rs.20,000/-! So you see folks – India is not at all a poor country – its rather very rich –

India is my Country

All Indians are my brothers and sisters &

I am proud of is rich and varied heritage –

This pledge I used to say in school – little did I realize that the rich and varied heritage was just kept aside to be showered on ‘Prostitutes' …and our kind of simple girls will just have to live and be treated like ‘drain worms' !

This fact we come to know in the end of the movie – since the Director knows the Indian psychology very well – they just add a line or two on ‘pati-vrata' (husband worshipper) quality of Indian women and the Indian female (dumb) section of the society clams down almost instantaneously !

Well this whore made more than Rs.20,000/- a day because she wore very expensive dresses – thus India (Indian men : since it's a male dominated society) takes real good care of the ‘whore' category of women very well – so the ruckus etc. is basically created by the ‘meager' educated female percentage of India – whom the Indian men cannot stand a wee bit !!

So there is this fella Prem (Salman Khan) who goes to discotheques where such ‘pick up' girls are easily available – and he tries to introduce his married friend – Anil Kapoor – to enter the zone of ‘No Entry' – means go for an extra-marital affair with available whores !!Prem is also married but he is too much sex-starved – so he stays mostly on tours away from wife (Esha Deol) and is shown having fun with ‘available' whores !

There is a scene where the local Politician happens to see the whore and immediately recognizes her – meaning even he had ‘humped' her some time in the journey of his life. In another scene, the same Politician is seen in a foreign location (along with his ugly,fat bloated wife) mentioning the 26 th July episode of heavy rains in Mumbai – and how he had escaped from his responsibility – but unfortunately his snaps – while ‘humping' a whore - were taken by the media man and thus he was ousted from his position !! But that did'nt make much of a difference to him – since he was now living in a foreign country – as he had made enough money while in power ! Such dialogues makes me think that all the dumb assholes chose to be born in India only otherwise if such a thing is true about Politicians then we, the people, are really dumb to select such ‘whore mongers' as our ruler !...or is it that the male dominated Country men – purposely choose such rulers so that even they can have a good time ‘humping' whores ?!Well what can Indian women do ? ‘Boa pade babul ka – ambua kaha se hove?' ( the seed sown was that of a wasteful cactus – how can you expect mangoes to grow on it?)…Poor Mother India …..ie. the good/simple -women aspect of India !

Anyways – the wives come to know of the escapades of their husbands & they fight – but make up again – in the last scene, a couple of years later – its seen that all of them are with their respective sons and daughters some 5 to 6 years old – and loo behold! A skimpy clad ‘slut' material walks in – and all the 3 of them (husbands) are seen admiring and ogling at the skimpy dame !

Thus we can conclude from this movie : that men are happiest to see firm breasted, taut skinned dames – irrespective of whatever age they may belong – inspite of the fact that a couple of years later , their own daughters will develop breasts – they do not get over the thoughts of ‘mauling' younger, firmer breasts !!

So I think women should stop reproducing altogether and not bring innocent children who would eventually be a victim of Child Sexual Abuse (CSA) (at home or in the neighborhood) and lead a wasteful life on earth !

Even when such girls (daughters) grow up without being a victim of CSA – they become greedy and readily accept to sleep with any aged slimy pig as old as her father in order to make quick money(refer movie Page 3 – Tara's character) …or she may marry an already married good looking rich male and break the home of some simpleton (refer movie: Unkahee or Biwi No. 1 ).

If she marries a good ,well to do family man – she'll be under constant fear as to when some ‘slut' might walk in and ruin her dream home.

If she marries some mediocre average man – there are chances that she might become a desperate housewife and start ruining the ‘growing – up' sons of the locality (also refer movie: Aastha – where Rekha gets entangled in ‘madhu-chakra' (prostitution) just in order to buy expensive shoes, etc. for her daughter.)

If couple do not marry and live together then they are considered as Client and whore – which is the case actually – very convenient uh!? – sleep together… sleep together….. sleep together….now I am bored – so ? NEXT ! and both the male and his female companion will bid each other goodbye in search of a new bed-partner.. new exploration..new body – new ‘humping' tricks …oh! What a beautiful life….this is what happened during the dark ages – when man was just evolving – from chimp to man – they never had this marriage ceremony etc. they used to hump anyone and everyone who caught their fantasy…eventually the society developed and after much permutations and combinations the sacred thought of marriage came into existence – so that the someone elderly will become answerable to the pranks the children played….ever noticed the street dogs? They proliferate like nobody's business – make the street bitch pregnant and go away – wait for the next ‘heat' season to come – the same dog can hump its own female pup in the next season – so ? don't you think we, as humans, should behave in a more evolved manner ?

Therefore people – one thing that I have understood in this world- is that Marriage is a great failure afterall …..best way out is - Our National Pledge :

India is my country

All Indians are my brothers and sisters……

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Author: Shantanu   Aug 30, 2007
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u really need to grow up
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Author: Aumaparna   Aug 29, 2007
oh! u want review? teek che` : 3 married men - inspite of getting beaten and bad bruised by thier respective wives due to their promiscuous nature - continue line-maaroing younger females inspite of attaining fatherhood ! change is the only constant...but its not applicable to men..till 80 they think they are 18 and ogle at young budding gurlz!!
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Author: Aumaparna   Aug 29, 2007
yaaron sun lo zara - haan apna yeh kehena jeena ho toh apun ke jaise hi jeena.. gaali galochofying the wrong doers... aur reviews toh sab likte hai yaar.. kuch diff taste karo - for a change....huh?
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Author: Aumaparna   Aug 29, 2007
yaaron sun lo zara - haan apna yeh kehena jeena ho toh apun ke jaise hi jeena.. gaali galochofying the wrong doers... aur reviews toh sab likte hai yaar.. kuch diff taste karo - for a change....huh?
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Author: Shantanu   Aug 29, 2007
hahahahahahaha, maybe in all the movie reviews, she ends up revealing the hard hitting facts... and forgets about the review
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Author: Birju   Aug 29, 2007
oh myy.....well thats all may be very very hard hitting facts but but but wat happened to the movie review??
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