FAQs :
Q. So - Where's the Party tonight?
A. In a dingy cheap Motel .
Q.Who all are invited?
A. A Football Coach (Male) and a Primary School teacher (Female)
Q. How did they celebrate?
A. By making love...they got physical after a long period of togetherness.
Q. What was the big deal?
A. It was a forbidden fruit – but they still indulge in it. Actually both are married …..to someone else respectively !
Q. Did they enjoy the togetherness?
A. Incredibly…immensely it seems !
Q.How did it seem so?
A. The female and the male – both seemed to have ‘come' together – ie. had the climax together – its something to do with ‘love making' actually. Usually when couples are not in love , they ‘come' at different times – thus lead an unhappy life. Refer movie : Sadma – the aged Tea Gardener's wife had become a ‘desperate housewife' and was often seen seducing young Kamal Hassan because her husband could not ‘satisfy' her on bed. As there was a scene where the aged haggard does the ‘needful' and goes off to sleep but the young (vulgar and ugly looking though) wife lied awake with tears ‘of dissatisfaction' in her eyes. Whereas the female in this movie had a single ‘ecstasy' teardrop trickling down her eyes – an indication that both ‘arrived' at the same time.
Q. She did not feel the ‘ecstasy' with her tall, dark , young and good looking husband?!
A. Well, she was shown lying like a ‘dead body' when her husband was on top of her – probably because she thought that she was not his ‘only' bed partner…she might have been suspicious of him since her Father-in-law - sexy Sam- was seen with a new and young ‘call/pick-up ‘ girl on a daily basis …and its often understood – Like Father – Like son ! In one of the scenes – she even went off to sleep while her husband was ‘working his way' up. He had started rather romantically by kissing her feet – but maybe by the time her reached her face – he was a bit too late – she had gone off to sleep !...unlike alert and fast football coach….since they are always pursuing the ‘ball' and they are aiming at the goal – they are usually ‘on time' !
Q. Extra marital affair?
A. Yes ! But with enough reason…which is as follows :
The Story
A son suffers for his father's ‘debauch-isly flirtatious' nature. Rani is married to Abhishek who is very ‘childish' in nature and wants to have fun all the time – he is into Event Management and is always throwing parties – & since they are settled abroad – the ladies there seldom wear clothes – they just roam about in undergarments ! Maybe their ‘men' like it that way and since ‘women' are the ever subservient fools they follow the ‘men' blindly in spite of all the torture and insult they get in return !
Rani does not quite like her hubby's ‘ openly flirtatious' nature – but the fact that he would turn into a ‘ dangerous flirt' in her absence or with age was probably constantly playing on her mind because her father-in-law – called Sexy Sam – used to ‘do the needful' with available ‘white skinned' young ‘pick up / call girls' and was pretty bold about it – he openly declared his weakness for ‘available call girls' and even invited them to Parties etc ! Another weak point that Rani had and knew for sure that Abhishek can ‘kick her butt' anytime was the fact that she was ‘barren' – could not beget him a baby !
All this constantly played on Rani's mind and she was basically unhappy with her husband. She did not like his parties and she looked condescendingly at the ‘skimpy clad' hired Item girls.
Priety is a hard core Corporate lady who works for a Fashion magazine – and is drawing more salary than her ‘loser' (according to her salary standards) husband – Shah Rukh who is just a small time football coach. They have a son – who is kind of ‘meek' and fearful of his father - for Father wants him to be a football player and he (son) wants to be a violin player . There are scenes which show that a child is just a show piece for parents who are busy with their work. In one scene Priety calls his violin as guitar – showing that they really couldn't careless what the child is doing !Shah Rukh is often seen scolding his son – which is interpreted by his wife as ‘he was taking his frustration out on his son'. She address herself as the Father of the child –since she was the one who was getting the goodies for her son since the measly pay of a football coach could not fulfill a child's desires ! Result : Unhappy husband.
The common thing that shah rukh and Rani shared was : their dislike for ‘wild parties' - they loved peace and tranquility and wanted a simple life. So both get drawn towards each other. They meet daily at the railway station and one fine day they decide to ‘get physical'…. The same day their spouses were dancing away to glory in a ‘wild party'!
Anyways – they confess that they are in love – to their respective spouses – shah Rukh gets a slap from Priety and Abhishek breaks many vases etc. and both are thrown out of their respective house. But both of them lie to each other that they are ‘living happily ever after' without each other.
3 years pass. Abhishek finds the absolutely correct match for himself this time – a foreign lady – Catherine – they reach a ‘ you are okay – I am okay' agreement – both love wild parties and do not mind to see their respective spouses in someone else's arms and wearing ‘lil' less than undergarments ‘ to Parties etc.- since the Ladies abroad are known for their broad mindedness .
Priety's boss – a handsome Arjun Rampal had always been after Priety's love ..life ..body… I can't tell – since he had been pursuing her even when she was married. Maybe because she was a great Organizer/Leader so he thought of having her as ‘keeps' for life – as with 100s ‘Job Seeker-Seeking Sites' available on the net – good workers might just leave anytime they get a higher salary !Although Arjun is better looking than Shah rukh – taller and well established in this movie – he is Priety's Boss – but still Priety declines his proposal for she believed in following the rules and norms as set by the society…also I believe football coaches are better bet on bed…also she already had a child through him – thus had many formalities to take care of before calling off her marriage !
Another point that Bollywood wishes to push here is : the fact that ‘skimpy clad' lasses , dancing away with other men – letting other men touch their body does not necessarily make a woman bad after all – she can still be loyal and faithful to her husband (and vice versa – dancing and touching other women does not make a man bad) – thus many Indians will now play with this thought that even they can dance and wear undergarments and roam about – since in this movie it is clearly indicated that the ones who expect ‘loyalty, love,chastity, innocence and healthy discussions in marriage' and loath ‘shamelessness' in any form…are the ones who actually are the ‘harami'(swines) for in this movie they are the ones who ‘indulge' in the extra marital affair….whereas the husband and wife were dancing in a discotheque with several others….their respective spouses were ‘fucking' around ! Thus the fact that in ZOOM TV where we can get to see the ‘shamelessness & wastefulness ' in dress sense and other things that the Bolly bullies indulge in while attending parties…is alright afterall….?! since the common people who do not attend such parties and rather ‘puke' at it…are the actual ‘haramies' ?!
Anyways back to the movie :
So after 3 years of separation they meet again and get married !
Point to ponder upon : The way sex Sam was celebrating his wife's sad demise – it seemed he was rather happy being without her !Moreover in the movie Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam – his wife was alive but still he was ‘gyrating' with the Item Girls – right in front of her eyes !!Does it indicate that ‘wife' is just a ‘filler'? – to take care of the dynasty by giving birth to a son /daughter – preferably a son (in India ) – and that's all!
I had missed the first 15 minutes of the movie which my friend told me yesterday – Shah Rukh limped and lost a huge amount of money due to RANI !! He meets with an accident – while looking her way - and his career gets sealed ! So was it a revenge ? rest of the life Rani will have to spend with a limper drawing meager salary and somehow managing to make both ends meet…whereas Abhishek had given her all the luxuries of life – riches etc. !..
In real life btw. both would have carried on with their extra marital affair and their ‘dumb' spouses would never have come to know – even if they had – they would have come out with a ‘ you are okay- I am Okay' situation where all four of them would have humped different people !
Why the hype about this movie? refer movie : Masoom – Naseerudin Shah goes on an Official tour – humps a Lady – come back and forgets all about it and starts living happily ever after with wife !!......whereas poor Karan had to separate Shah & Rani for 3 years …as a punishment ?....for making the movie palatable for the Indian hypocrites ?! ....or am I to understand that the Teleserials are sowing the seeds of ‘family ties' etc?...are we proceeding towards the era of ‘good/ bad /ugly old family ties'?
Hail India ! I would have let Shah meet Rani in a weeks' time btw. !!
