U r my Sonia!!
- " bahut purani baat hai..ek jungle tha..us jungle main ladki rehti thi..uska naam guess karo...galat uska naam sonia nahin tha..uska naam maria sharapova tha...ab dnt confuse it with tennis player ... "
suhag raat -- frist night
- " hi mera naam rajesh kumar hi or mi jaipur ka rhane wala hu 30 saal ka man hu mere land ka size 7.8 hi or motai 2 hi ok ab mi asli kahani par aata hu. meri eek milne wali hi jis ka nam lina hi wo mujhe ... "
SINGH IS KING
- " You Better Put Your Fist Up Aa Right Now..Aa Aa Aa One For The Treble, Two For The Base, King Is In The Place, You Better Watch This Space One For The Treble, Two For The Base, King Is In The ... "
THODA SA SACH - padhna zarur
- " bilkul sahi kar rahe ho tum log, kamaal ka kaam kiya hai, ....................................................... vaise kabhi socha hai ki tum log rocky se chidhte kyun ho????? main batata hu, ... "
if person above you propose you what's ur ans ( the new one )
- " 1) Nahi........ ......... ??? 2) Chiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare..... .. 3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... 4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.... 5) Main in ... "
