Hey folks...this review is a bit serious huh...unlike me! - probably was in a good mood while writng this...

Catch Phrase : Every Child is Special.

Movie is focused on the finer aspects of upbringing a child. Shows that when parents themselves are unaware of the problems of their own children, how can outsiders / society be expected to understand the individual !? Lets discuss the matter under 2 sub headings – Agreeable Points, Disagreeable Points.

Agreeable Points :

1. The initial reaction of Ishaan’s father upon hearing that his son is a dyslexic. Firstly he was blissfully unaware of the fact that there is such a disease ! And secondly upon hearing that his son is suffering from such an abnormality, he reacted vehemently- to the extent of even abusing the school authorities right in front of the child. This is a very common reaction seen among parents – they are not very involved in their child’s progress and are more bothered about their personal egos. Since Ishaan’s elder brother was always ranking first in his class, so it was taken for granted that Ishaan should also be good in studies. This is another problem in many families – sibling comparison.

Thus the point to note here is the fact that parents should be more involved and spend more quality time with their children and at least identify the basic problem areas and needs of their children and try to solve it within home premises lest it becomes public and causes humiliation to the child.

2. Hostel is never a solution. The most touching song of the movie ‘Maa’ – every child - be it a son or daughter, needs to know that they are ‘loved’ and ‘needed’. This feeling can only be given at the home front. The term ‘Home’ itself should exude the feeling that he/she is heading to an abode where he/she will be loved and adored unconditionally. Being sent away from ‘Home’ can itself cause enough disturbances to a sensitive heart. This is very well depicted by Ishaan’s change in attitude and mannerisms once he is left alone in the hostel.

3. Some of the teachers were shown as sarcastic and ruthless with a non-caring attitude. It is also shown that school education is given only to pass the exams and so the clever students do and say exactly what the teacher teaches! For example the Hindi teacher expected the students to recite his explanation verbatim. Also the Drawing teacher actually had the audacity to hit the child because he was inattentive!

Disagreeable Points:


1. Once it was identified that Ishaan was suffering from dyslexia, he should have been sent to another school or maybe a provision should be kept in a school with different sections – the brighter ones in Section A and the academically below average ones in latter sections. It cannot be expected from a teacher to stop proceeding with the syllabus just because a single student is failing to understand the topic! The entire class cannot be expected to bear with a single ‘dyslexic’ child’s difficulty in understanding a simple thing.

In fact children of same IQ, when segregated, can do better because the pressure of unnecessary academic competition is lesser. If below average students are made to compete with children having a higher IQ, they tend to grow up into frustrated and depressed individuals since after they pass out of school and get mediocre jobs in the professional world, they are more likely to become rebels with zero work attitude. The fact that they studied till late night and somehow managed to get a good result does not necessarily guarantee a good job because the professional world seeks real talent and will not recruit someone with just mugged up bookish knowledge. This can cause enough frustration to an individual. Therefore its better that the tendencies of the child is deciphered by the time he /she is 12 to 14 years of age and handled accordingly. This needs a close parent-teacher association that is totally lacking in Indian schools.

Gosh! Ghost story. The last straw on the camel’s back. Yet again the futility of the sacrifice of the Indian freedom fighters comes alive. After movies like Hey Ram, Pinjar, 1947 Earth, which more or less showed that people were more bothered about their personal animosity and were taking personal revenge rampantly, we have another movie here – showing the pains of sacrifice suffered by a Lady ‘freedom fighter supporter’ !



Story:



The lady, Gayatri, belongs to a family which was intensely involved in the struggle for Indian independence. One day a man stumbles into her house – a huge castle in fact - and proclaims to be a freedom fighter but turns out to be a British spy responsible for killing 90 freedom fighters by informing about their hide-out to the British officials. Gayatri seduces him and keeps him engaged while she sends her maid to inform her father about the villain’s presence in the house. Her father comes and hangs him to death.



Because it was late 19th century, women were expected to be chaste virgins till their death I guess! Thus in spite of the fact that she saved other freedom fighters from their untimely death (because of the greedy Indian informer) by giving up her virginity, she is still considered an outcaste and thus leads the rest of her life alone in seclusion and dies a painful death after a long illness! Why? Tie your safety belts folks….because while dying, the villain said that he’ll take her spirit/ soul with him – wherever he goes and will not rest in peace until he succeeds in doing so !



Thus the castle becomes haunted!! Whoever tries to break the house meets with untimely death under uncanny circumstances.



Scene II – A hindu guy (Hero) is in love with an orphan girl (Lisa - Heroine) – who is half British and half Indian – ie. some Indian dame, upon finding a handsome and fair British stud – maybe a soldier or officer, copulated with him blissfully. But this fact was not acceptable by the then Indian males – maybe because they never got a chance to ‘do the needful’ with fair skinned and pretty English Ladies – they were not even allowed to touch them in fact ….. just an assumption. But as far as men are concerned – be it Indian or British – they are pretty broad minded regarding ‘copulating’ with anyone or everyone they meet – irrespective of class, creed, color etc… (refer. Mangal Pandey where the dark skinned, uncouth and ugly prostitutes were used to entertain the British soldiers) …..so I guess this Indian female had a gala time with the British fella – but her ‘gala time’ was short lived since the Indian thugs killed the stud and were about he kill the female as well but because she was pregnant, they left her!



Thus a half Indian and half British looking girl was born. Because of her British blood, she was fair and thus lovely as well. So the Hero of the movie falls in love with the fair and lovely dame (a rare combination during those days as the average Indian females around must be short, dark and ugly as well!) – much to his parents’ disapproval. They even tie her to the car and were about to set her ablaze when their son rescues her and discards all religious threads and oaths saying that if religion separated two ‘love birds’ – he will not accept such a religion!



He thus leaves his parents and goes ahead to marry her and settle down elsewhere. The role of parents ends here – thus showing the fact that such separation has been happening since eons – once the child grows up and becomes financially independent, he/she does not need parents anymore….I wonder why people still copulate and bring forth thankless souls on earth…!!



Tie your safety belts yet again folks – this Lisa is Gayatri’s reborn soul !! And as luck would have it – the Hero, who is an architect, is given the job of breaking the Gayatri’s castle and build a hotel there!!



So they reach there. The villain’s soul that had been haunting the house for so many years, recognizes Lisa (as Gayatri), possesses her – causes a whole lot of trouble to her and her husband and at the end – Hanuman Chalisa saves the show ! The villian’s souls is destroyed and yester-era Gayatri alias Lisa finds someone to love her after all. They live happily ever after.



Conclusion: One should give up sacrificing altogether folks !! If this is the result of sacrifice . . .then something’s is terribly wrong with the term ‘sacrifice’ itself. Beware of sacrificing…be very aware …lest you could suffer like Gayatri…and keep suffering in the next life as well – as Lisa !! – gosh! No more sacrifice for me…what about you? !!



 

Ah ha haha…..

Highlights:

Sanjay Leela Bansali made a 2inch by 2 inch set and took the decoration theme from Arabian Nights and Venice. Then he took a story written by some English Author – story name: White Nights. So Arabian Nights, Venice land (lots of water and little land, boatman) and English Author together come in this movie.

First scene of the movie  brings to us the sad sob story of Prostitutes waiting for a fairy to come for their salvation. Ranbir assures them of such an arrival by his song.

Ranbir then sees Sonam running helter-skelter from some thugs at around midnight. She is wearing thick randomly tinkling anklets so that when she runs around at mid-silent-night, even the deaf and the mute will be able to hear her and catch her …and ‘do the needful’ dutifully on her I guess !!

Ranbir then asks her why she is out with an umbrella and standing on the bridge. She tells him of her lover. He is shocked for he had already fallen in love with her the last night when he first saw her – love at first sight ! Sonam laughs like a 14 years old silly-pilly girl who has just probably stepped in her adolescence and is restless like a butterfly to know and find out what’s it like to ‘hump’ …well that’s how she behaved !!

He grandmother kept her fixed to her with a safety pin so that she does not run away – but she always escapes without fail at midnight tying her maid to her granny !! Her other occupation is to dust the carpets.

Salman Khan is her lover actually. He was a tenant in her house. She tells her blind granny that Salman is old haggard although he was young! So you see Sonam is shown to be quite clever !! Salman had to leave but gave her the assurance that he will return for her. His return was delayed and thus Sonam was a bit apprehensive….it was at this time that she met Ranbir.

Anyways Salman returns and she runs to his arms leaving Ranbir alone to live with her thoughts for the rest of his life.

The movie was too serious and slow for both the new comers – they should have been introduced as college fellas..maybe then they could have actually competed with Om Shanti Om.

Indian public choice and taste is deteriorating speedily ! I think the time has finally come for Lord Shri Krishna to come down and fulfill his prophecy – ‘whenever there is a downfall or decline of culture – I take birth’!!

The title of the movie is taken from a yesteryear movie on reincarnation – Karz. Before the media and film critiques could point it out, the film Director and actors pointed it out themselves – ie. they are trying to tell the media and the public that whatever foolishness or repetition or cut-copy-paste happens – its all in their knowledge and they do it purposely – for they know the taste of the Indian mass a bit too well – after all they are the ones who actually have been molding minds of the youths since last 50 plus years! Thus they know exactly how much damage they have done to the meager brained Indian individuals.

Very poorly fabricated. Transition from one scene to another is atrocious and abrupt – no smoothness in the film. Following things can be seen in the movie :

Arjum Rampal will look cute even at ripe old age !

Arjun was born in a rich family. He became a Producer in his prime youth. Got the golden opportunity to ‘do the needful’ will available young and taut daughters of greedy / dumb/pauper parents – one of them was Shanti !! After accidentally making her pregnant (those days condoms etc. were I guess rare commodity) – he kills her and gets rid of her and even burns down the Rs.40 lakh film set. Why all this? So that he could marry an even dumber daughter of some multi millionaire – who had no hassles to marry a character less debauch  !!He then shifts to Hollywood and gets the chance to ‘hump’ more beautiful and fair skinned females. After the age of 60 he comes down to India to make a hindi film…but the bhoot of shanti takes revenge and he dies. Well good for him – after having enjoyed his prime youth and old age he left his physical body which was anyways becoming worthless day by day as ‘doing it’ with the help of Viagra etc is really painful for such men who have had an active sex life since adolescence !! basically Shanti gave him Mukti (salvation) !!

Shah Rukh proved that your body can get into shape even after 40…something that Rekha proved some 20 years ago.

Deepika will remain a model for good. Blowing a bubble gum all the time does not make a lady look like an 8 years old innocent girl….

Rishi Kapooor is surely a bindass human being! – in spite of the fact that his son’s movie will be released with OSO – he still participated in OSO in good taste!!

Akshaya and Abhishek showed what actually goes on in the minds of losers – so very true !!

The Junior Artist – Shah rukh’s friend in previous life remains in the dilapidated slum area – led a miserable life of some extra  lying in a corner. Shah’s mother – another aspirant to make it big in the film world (in her youth) too leads the most deplorable life in some slum area…..somehow making both ends meet and living hand to mouth…but still daily we hear people going from villages to reach stardom.

In the last scene when the chandelier hits Producer Rampal’s head and he lay unconscious  – suddenly everyone vanish from the scene leaving Shah Rukh to be alone with the Producer – Why?! Had he done some small time course in First Aid or medicine that a hall full of people in party mood – many of them had come to enjoy free drinks and snacks - all left within a fraction of a millisecond!! That was too silly !!

Bhoots really exists – see how Dreamy Girl’s soul hovered over that dilapidated burnt down sets for 30 long years – just to take revenge !!So girls do not run after money and sleep around with rich money minded blokes – they just make use of your body to earn some money – they know the minds of men – so they make you wear …unwear garments to seduce ‘sex starved’ blokes so that they part with their money and make them richer !

And then we see people looking heavenwards seeking to get a glimpse of God in order to ask him why he gives money and power to the shameless, corrupt, debauch pigs who have no respect for the women lore !!Amazing!! God does not buy the tickets to a show to watch semi nude females becoming completely nude !! its you people who spend your hard earned money to watch such ‘item girls’ and when after the show you know and are sure that you would never be able to even touch such a fair skinned sexy lass – you get drunk and create ruckus and even rape some passerby to take out your frustration. And after all this people say its all fate and destiny !! Such escapists people are really !

A junior artist who had access to watch a beautiful heroine so closely actually thought that she will be his !! But for the first time they showed in the film that ‘heroine material’ are not all that dumb and are pretty clever – for she had already ‘pataoed’ the rich and good looking Producer Arjun Rampal and had even gotten herself pregnant by him so that he does not kick her butt on the arrival of another sexy lass ! But alas she miscalculated and had to meet an untimely death.

Cons: A movie promoting temporary ‘whoredom’ to girls in order to rope in rich & handsome grooms !It’s a fairy tale come true – like Cinderella or Rapunzel meeting their handsome Prince after a whole lot of ordeals in life !

Pros: Women residing in Mumbai (Maharashtra) must be very good, sober, chaste and decent – thus they have the biggest slum - Dharvi – and are readily living under the most unhygienic and deplorable conditions but are happy with their dignified life style. For according to this movie , a whorish woman can earn up to Rs.30,000 in two hours if she just agrees to part with her modesty !!

Points to ponder :

Father is an honest employee who refuses to sign false documents and thus is deprived of his pension – the sole source of income for the family. Family consists of one wife and two daughters.

Mother takes over and makes both ends meet by sewing petticoats. Father, in the mean time, buys lottery tickets ..and wastes money basically – this kind of gambling was I guess alright for the otherwise honest man – this means he was a loser as a man and as a husband – for he was of no help to his wife.

Elder daughter- Rani- knew stitching and embroidery(as she herself mentioned in the Bio-data)  but never came forward to help her mother and even grow their small time business by doing embroidery work on blouses etc. Younger daughter , Konkona was shown as an utterly dumb girl who is blissfully unaware of the status of home front – since she is young so the family members censor all the gory details of their mundane life from her – and are even successful in doing so !!

Rani decides to go to Mumbai to fetch some financial support for her family. She tries her luck in Beauty parlors – leaves it for maybe she found it below her dignity to sweep floors and do pedicure for customers, joins a departmental store but is ousted for she could not understand or speak English !Tries to become a movie assistant but one has to move ones butt real fast – so she was kicked out from there as well.

At last she reaches a Call Center and happens to met a debauch married male who promises to give her the job if she agrees to sleep with him ! She rings up her mother – who was very busy running helter-skelter collecting money to attend to her hubby’s sudden heart attack. His heart was attacked upon hearing that they will have to vacate the house btw. Rani tells her mother that she wants to come back for the people here in Mumbai are very cheap – but her mother denies and says that she better not come back and ask her for money instead.

She decides to sleep with the debauch dog after all. The debauch dog devours her cherry and then denies her any job but offers her Rs.10,000/- for 2 hours of quicky session !(so you see now folks? Rickshaw pullers, taxi drivers, salesmen, other unemployed men – are men who stand in scorching sun for customers and earn maybe less than Rs.200/- per day but remember they also get to see such movies and know that females make money by just spreading their legs in  an AC room and draw Rs.10,000/- per 2 hours ! thus in their frustration they rape anyone they see on the streets and are branded as criminals..no one is born a criminal – they are made so by this contradictory  society!!)

Later with the help of a bold female, she becomes a kept of a rich Industrialist – who introduces her among his clients as Event Manager – but her job was to actually manage the libido of his clients.

Thus she makes a whole lot of money and starts sending it to her parents – only her mother knew what she was doing, her father and sister were blissfully unaware of her business. Only an absolute dumb idiot will not realize this – which her father – played by Anupam Kher- probably was - for its not possible for a non-english speaking, unsmart and uncouth paan chewing girl from Banaras to earn such exorbitantly high amount of money in a matter of a couple of months !

She meets Abhishek Bachchan – another rich Industrialist – who falls for her.

In the mean time Konkona comes to Mumbai as a Mgmt trainee in an advt. Company. She falls in love with a complete bloke – a rich creative Director – who is actually Abhishek’s brother.

In the last scene , Abhishek proposes Rani but she tells him that she is a Prostitute. He said that he knew it from day one but it did not really matter to him. They also tie the knot !!

FAQ: How come the rich Industrialist did not mind accepting a ‘whore’ as his legally wedded wife?

Ans. There are mostly 2 kinds of males (irrespective of poor or rich or middle class)- one is utterly dumb and the other is utterly shrewd and clever.

Dumb males can marry just anyone – they don’t realize what they are going for- any female who gives them a wee bit of importance or feeds their ego or initiates him into the world of sex..he falls at her feet and start licking it and continues doing so for the rest of his life!

Shrewd ones are those who purposely accept such whorish females as their life partners so that they can lead a ‘ You are not okay, I am not okay’ life – both will happily hump outside wedlock and no one will interfere in each others’ sex life ! Thus in future when -lets say Rani becomes fat and ugly after delivering 2-3 kids, Abhi can easily  and merrily hump other Event Managers or private Secretaries without Rani raising her voice – for she will always be a subservient maid to Abhi for having accepted her in the first place – in spite of her  stained Chunari…..

Shiny marries Vidya and brings her to his ancestral house. She was a weak personality – since during her childhood, her parents had left her with her grandmother and had gone abroad for material gains. Parents were confused about priorities of life – thus the daughter grew up to be a  meek weakling ! As a young child, she spent most of her time listening to fairy tales as told to her by her Grand Mother (and we all know what kind of stories can an illiterate ,village bred aged lady tell her grand child – all about Kings and lonesome Princess under some spell /demon etc. and how the Prince comes to rescue her and blah blah !). Later her parents take  come and take her away from her Grand Mother and she is introduced to a totally new life style abroad. Well such girls usually copy whatever they are exposed to for basically they have no one to tell what is right and what is wrong – her own parents were after all complete blokes !

Thus Vidya wears all kinds of western dresses and attains the nuances of the ‘gori chamdis’. Shiny meets her and falls for her.They get married and he brings her to his ancestral, dilapidated home.

Now that house was possessed by the  vindictive spirit (soul/atma/bhoot) of Monjulika - a dancer whose lover was killed right in front of her own eyes by the tyrannical King. Because her spirit resided in that house – so the upper storey was completely blocked for visitors. Vidya being a modern girl opens the door and invites in herself the ‘sad and vindictive’ spirit of Monjulika. Monjulika possesses her but controls her speech and body in such a way that no one comes to know that she is actually possessed by the sad spirit of Monjulika.

A whole lot of ruckus gets created and Akshaya – the Psychologist - is invited to treat the patient – Amisha Patel – as Vidya tries to point the blame on her all the time. But Akshaya finds out that the one actually possessed is Vidya – in whom – Monjulika resided ! Now according to Monjulika – the owner of the house was the king – who was none other than Shiny – thus Monjulika wanted to take revenge by killing Shiny !

So with the help of a senior ‘Spirit possession treatment provider’ – Akshaya manages to drive away the unquenched spirit of Monjulika from Vidya’s body.

End of Movie.

Surpirsed to see that Psychiatrists , Doctors, Psychologists – who belong to the branch of Science believe in ghosts and evil spirits  ----that they actually also have ways to drive away ghosts and possessions. This only happened in remote villages….how come London returned Scientists also participated in such ‘Bhoot Bhagao Andolan’ ..its surprising !!

Controversial title song : Hare Rama , Hare Krishna – the song’s video shows semi nude girls showing their buttocks and teats !! Amazing ! in a country like Ours – where people have died in the name of religionand God (Rama Janam Bhhomi and Babri Masjid)…and now the latest Rama Setu….the Bolly bullies had the audacity to  depict the song so cheaply !! Well this proves only one thing – that they have kept the old haggard people (men) in power and position amply happy (by supplying sexy ,educated, english speaking prostitutes to feed their egos and quench their sexual thirst !! The other day it was shown in Aaj Tak that Item girls named Jhanvi, Carol etc sell cocaine and serve as prostitutes and earn around Rs. 50,000/- per 2 hours !!)- truly a Bhool Bhulaiya world ....and who/what  is making you lose your mind?- shapely buttocks and teats of whores?!)

Meaning ‘My heart is with you’

Qs. How did the heart go to someone else? What is lub-dubbing in your rib cage in that case?

To understand this , please read on…

A daughter of a religious man whose occupation is to read out ‘Rama Kathas’ ( Stories of Shree Rama – a revered God Head among Hindus who is also the incarnation of Lord Vishnu) loud / or in Temples  for the visitors.

He had three daughters and one of them is Ash. Ash happens to witness an ‘attempt to murder’ scene in broad daylight in front of several onlookers. She looks at the people around her – who were watching the murder but were saying nothing nor were trying to stop it form happening. The dangerous looking head Thug comes and kills him in front of all. They all leave. The police arrives and asks the people about the murderer. Everyone – each and everyone just walk away turning a deaf ear. Ash comes in front and says she’ll identify the murderer and bear witness in the court.

An absolutely dumb move that was. When around 100 people just turned away , she should have understood that the thug must be someone with great connections as well as  very powerful – thus no one spoke against him – for everyone knows – has watched in films etc, how the thugs escape and the hands of the honest Police officers are tied because the senior officers have to take actions according to the whims and fancies of the Politicians. And Poliicians are the ones who pamper the goons because they in turn get them the votes by booth capturing etc.! This fact has been shown in almost all the Indian films – but was probably  not known to Ash in the film !…so she suffers the consequences as well.

The man about to be murdered somehow survives and tells the Police that he was hit by a truck and not the goon. The goon escapes and his brother takes revenge. He picks up Ask in his car - in the middle of a stormy night and rapes her. Because Ash – by the time this movie was released, was already a well established actress – so the detailed raping procedure was not shown (bad news for many) but just an indication was given that she has been raped. He throws her out of his car and drives away.

She reaches home and her parents see her in torn, mud smitten clothes and instantly understand what must have happened to her! She could have fallen off the bus and injured herself in the stormy night ….but not only her parents understood instantly but even the Newspapers got the news and the very next morning the news came out that she was raped !! Now kudos to News reporters I must say – night time, secluded spot, she is picked up, raped and thrown – and the Reporters come to know of it almost instantly !!

Anyways, she is driven out of the house by her parents – Father especially – who says that with a raped girl in the house – no one will marry her and along with her both her sisters will also suffer …for no one in India wants to marry in the house of raped females !!

So Ash approaches her friend’s house and asks her to let her stay for some days. But her friend’s parents come out and say things like ‘we can’t keep a raped female at home and blah blah’.

Hero enters here – Anil Kapoor – he had seen her before while he was trying to reach the injured man to the hospital in his car – the same man on whom the murder attempt was made. He asks her to stay with him in his house. By this time many couples living in that colony had come out and were looking with raised eyebrows and doubting Anil’s intentions. AAnil then tells them all that better not interfere with his affairs or he’ll tell the husbands who all enter their houses once they go to office and also how many married women make passes at him and show their keen interest in havonf a ‘humpy’ session with him ! Meaning: all the wives in the colony were more or less ‘Desperate Housewives’. One ugly female suddenly said – She minds Ash’s stay in the colony. He turns around and says – you be quiet – you left your husband because he was bald….etc. and gives her a dressing down. Thus all others quietly creep into their respective houses and Ash starts to ‘live together’ with Anil. Just live together – she kind of becomes his secretary cum cook cum friend except ‘bed partner’.

And guess what Anil’s father was a debauch character. A demon. That’s what he calls his own father when his father had defamed Ash’s name as a mistress.Then in comes Anil’s girl friend from abroad. Major competition for Ash. But by then Anil had started liking subservient Ash and knew she’ll always worship him for he was indispensable for her – she had no where to go and Anil had given her a job in his office.They even adopt 2 kids and play the role of mamma, papa…basically a whole lot of crap.

Well from what I understood from this movie is that it is an anti marketing for Indian deity Shree Rama. Ash’s father was a man who lived a pious life by spreading ‘Rama Kathas’ – his daughter met with such a shameful accident !? – what is Bolly trying to convey? God will not save anyone even if one leads the most pious of life? Or are they trying to show that the pundits who read such ‘kathas’ are just doing it for the sake of earning money and not to keep alive morals and values as set by Shree Rama ?

And who , by the way, eventually comes to her as her saviour? – The son of a debauch demon – Anil !! She ‘lives together’ with him – meaning : Promoting the concept of ‘Live together’!

Movie has tremendously wrong vibes – propagating things like :

Most wives are ‘desperate housewives’, husbands hanker for beautiful looking females – whatever be their age and they loath the mere presence of their wives (refer a scene : Jaspal Bhatti talking to a south Indian friend).

Last of the trilogy by Deepa Mehta – Earth | Fire | Water.

In all the 3 movies she has shown what utter failures have Indian men been …all throughout the ages – be in personal family life and responsibilities or Administrative structuring of the Nation to Social justice !!

Earth showed the scenario during Indian struggle for Independence. How the non-participating (in struggle for Indian freedom) citizens of India suffered – for everything was sudden for them – they were either not prepared to face the brunt of it or were very sure that a couple of  Indian freedom fighters will never be able to oust the Britishers who had been ruling them for over 200 years . Thus when the momentum of the Independence war took over – their reaction was rather unstable – not rather …very unstable. The mostly illiterate, non motivated , selfish , unaware and non-caring Indians took this opportunity to take personal revenge !!And thus we had cases of rapes and molestation to even murders …with bodies cut into pieces and sent back in the train …its just unimaginable that the same Indians who claim to have a rich and varied heritage were capable of such gory crime !! So we see here that the fact that a struggle for independence was going on was not effectively propagated….well – with only the print and audio (radio) media available to the commoners…it was not very much possible also. But anyways, candidates could have been recruited in each locality – who should have constantly motivated the commoners of what’s happening and how independence is going to help us in the long run. Probably lack of this knowledge led to such a gory situation – with people killing each other on the streets !! What good/great was achieved when the women of the houses were dragged on the streets and raped in public?! It’s all the women in India together (the status of Indian women) who represent the Mother aspect of  Bharat Mata (Mother India)– taking whose name people were giving up their lives - …and ironically the women were the worst affected – insulted, sold out (refer : Pinjar) and dumped !!

Fire showed the status of 2 wives wed to 2 brothers of the same family who were incapable of providing them with the worldly pleasures. The boredom seen in typically miserly and uncouth families has been shown  in detail here. Thus the 2 wives seek some wee bit pleasure from each other by becoming lesbians. Basically most Indian women till today are more or less taught from early childhood (by elderly ladies of the family) that one day they will be wed off and their  Prince Charming will woo them away to paradise ! Plus there are fairy tales and movies which further increase their expectation for worldly pleasures (focused a whole lot on ‘sex’) - failing which they dive into depression dungeons and remain sadly ever after as ‘Desperate housewives’ or utterly frustrated wives….. So its such frustrated women who give birth to their kinds of frustrated and depressed kids… which slow down the progress of the nation as a whole tremendously !

Water – again showing the position of women during the turbulent times of Indian war for independence. Some educated Indian men – after having mixed with the elite British class and watching the kind of respect the British Ladies enjoyed – in spite of being educated, outgoing, in spite of being widows they still used to be part of  normal community – they realized – Thank God fully – that widows are not taboos after all!

Thus they worked on promoting widow remarriage and stopped Sati Pratha – burning of wife on death of husband ! But alas - the percentage (of educated and cultured men) was meager thus this message was not propagated/ promoted / publicized -  effectively (lack of multimedia). Moreover the women – esp. the aged ones who had already suffered being a widow and had seen no happiness whatsoever in life – saw to it that the rest of the women too fall in the same dungeon ! Thus it was usually seen – that once a woman became a widow – several women – relatives/siblings/neighbours of the husband screamed from all sides saying things like the wife has eaten her husband and that she is a ‘witch’ – but the same women – on seeing a widower (a male having lost his wife) were very keen to get him married again – this time it was not said that the man is a ‘demon’ who has eaten his wife !! So such was the scenario in those days – superstitious, uneducated, bunch of jealous people !! Women were and always have been jealous of another woman’s happiness thus the more the women were sad and depressed  - the more was the sadistic pleasures that the loser women drew – basically suffering from abnormal psychology !!

So Water shows the life of widows during the 1940’s. They lived in dire poverty. The elderly widow took the opportunity to make some money by sending (basically supplying) the young widows to old but rich mongrels in the locality – as prostitutes. Some did but some denied. In this movie, Lisa Ray is a young , uneducated but beautiful widow who has an 8 years old widow as her close friend. A eunuch – who is the comrade of the Head widow plus a pimp supplying women to sex starved old mongrels – somehow manages to convince the Head widow to take Lisa to a 70 plus old haggard sex starved debauch dog – who lived across the river. He had a wife – played by Waheeda Reheman – who knew that whores were supplied to her husband but could not do anything about it – since wives were just kept as uneducated ‘baby producing and upbringing’ machines during those times.

Unknowingly Lisa accompanies the pimp and is devoured by the old haggard mongrel. She is angry and tells the Head Widow that she will never do any such thing for money. In comes John Abraham and seeing Lisa’s beauty, he falls for her. He was an educated young man and knew that widow remarriage was allowed by the Government. So he confesses his love to her and she is very happy about it. There is another widow who was a bit educated. She came to know that widow remarriage was allowed and encourages Lisa to elope with him. The head Widow comes to know and shuts her up in the room and even cuts her hair to make her look ugly. The 8 years young widow – Lisa’s friend – hits (kicks) the Head widow hard while massaging her back – the Head widow was about to collapse because of this incident …she remembers it…and even takes revenge from the 8 years old child !

In the mean while Lisa elopes with John and he takes her to his house across the river. Just as they were nearing the house – he pointed at his house and she saw – to her utter dismay – that it was John’s father who was the 70+ plus debauch mongrel who had raped her. Her happiness was short lived and she asks the him to turn the boat and tells him to ask his father all about the incident.

His father takes it all very coolly and suggests that he can keep the widow as his ‘kept’- not wife  – so that both father and son could use her !!John comes to know that his father is a mongrel-ish debauch and severs all relationship with him – hearing which his mother, Waheeda ,kisses his forehead – that is all she could do to appreciate her son’s decision of leaving the house !

Lisa approaches the widow Ashram but is shooed away by the Head widow . Having nowhere to go – she commits suicide. John was too late to save her.

After a while, the Head Widow sends the 8 years old widow – no breasts developed, no periods started – to the same old haggard to devour ( you see the old haggard had no qualms about the fact that his son had left him for his whore-monger nature!!) !!The child comes back unconscious and the pimp runs away -  when the wee bit educated widow finds out the injustice that happened to the small girl  - she takes her to the railway station and sends her away with John – who was basically an activist in the struggle for Indian independence. In the last scene the child widow is shown escaping the ‘widowhood’ dungeon that she had reached at the mere age of 6. Even parents did not accept their own daughters because of this ‘widowhood’ label during those days !!

Inference : So you see folks – such women suffered unnecessarily – no fault of theirs – just for couple of jealous , illiterate and superstitious women and ‘debauch’ selfish men – young girls suffered endlessly ! The society /locality people were blissfully oblivious of their deplorable condition – which meant that people were (have always been ) selfish and self centered – they never understood the ‘Unity and integrity is strength’ phrase. Fellow Indian citizens were dying – without food, shelter, water but people were more interested in making money , buying jewellery and going abroad for further studies ! The fact that ‘uncared for’ women can turn out to be very dangerous in the long run never occurred to anyone! ‘Struggle for existence’ is a basic human instinct – you need food, clothes and shelter to survive – which one can achieve by working, begging, borrowing or stealing . The easiest way out  for a woman is of course to become a ‘kept’ to some rich debauch swine – like we saw in ‘Chokher Bali’ where Ashwairya was an educated widow and did not even think twice before ruining her friend’s (Raima) marriage !

The status of Waheeda in this movie should have made the educated class women become more alert about their own future ! Women will grow old and begin to look ugly and decaying – so? Does it give the husband the right to hire poverty stricken widows or whores to ‘do the needful’ with? – and imagine such were the characters of men for whom the wives were burnt alive (Sati Pratha)!

So folks – as a repercussion of this utterly deplorable condition of women – we now have ‘Aggressive, ruthless, coarse, harsh & shameless’ women ruling over us! God is not involved here – it’s the ‘lost souls’ who take revenge – who cannot forgive the wrongs done to them – how they were exploited and cheated and killed and used ! This is probably the reason why the great saints and seers always asked mankind to forgive and forget – for they knew if they carry their ‘hurts’ on the other side of the ‘iron gate’ – they will come back to avenge!

This is a movie based on the life of yesteryear actress Parveen Babi. A muslim Lady from Junagarh who made it big in the Bolly – Bully film Industry. Being a Muslim Lady we all used to wonder (during our childhood) that how come she exposes her body like that – whatever happened to the ‘Burkha’ clad Ladies that Muslims are so proud about !? We had the same thoughts for Zeenat Aman as well….

According to Muslim men – they keep their wives, sisters and daughters well protected and make them wear ‘burkhas’ to ward off evil eyes of  lusty men. But the inside story – in some Muslim families must be different – they must be abusing / exploiting them left , right and center – because its only when a woman faces such contradictory environment – that she becomes a rebel and does exactly what she has been asked not to do ! Kind of defying the contradictory world where she has been bred !

Anyways , I saw the movie from the point where a budding Director Aditya (Mahesh Bhatt in real life- played by Shiny Ahuja – although Mahesh is not 1/4th as good looking as Shiny) tells her in a party that each and every part of her body is sold and is for sale, she is leading an artificial life and she better have some natural sense in her as well. She was already a sad ‘sataayee hui’ woman – with a boyfriend who was a womanizer as well as her pimp and a mother who just wanted money – and she knew very well that her daughter used to earn money by showing her semi nude body as well as rendering sexual services to old haggard pot bellied Producers and Directors …but that didn’t matter to her mother at all – she was just interested in money !!

Thus an already sad but sensitive inside Sana Azmi lost her temper since Aditya touched the most sensitive part of her life – the fact that she was leading the life of a Prostitute – so when he asks her to be natural – she takes off her panties in front of camera and media men – and threw it at him ! more scandal was created. Her BF cum pimp takes her home and beats her black and blue.

Later Aditya and Sana become pally and he makes her do a de-glamorized role and she performs very well there as well. More fame. But soon she becomes a schizophrenic patient and it became quite impossible to keep her under control. Her mother and BF decide to give her electric shocks to cure her. Aditya in the mean time had developed a weakness for her – thus he takes her to his farm house away from her gory world. He is unable to cure her and she leaves him and goes. Years later, he gets to meet her at her death bed. She led a lonesome life and had a very sad death !

PS : Its really amazing to see the true picture of an actress so admired during the early 1980’s. She had acted with ace actors including Amitabh Bachchan ! Once I had read in an interview in a film magazine where she claimed that she even had an affair with Amitabh as well. This article had come out after Parveen had taken to drugs and was already a schizophrenic patient. I saw her snaps – a slim trim Parveen turned into a fat, round mentally dis-balanced woman. I was really very fond of her. Poor thing must have been a very sensitive soul thus could not accept the artificial lives that others led – lead in the film Industry. Frankly speaking you got to have the elements of a ‘proper whore’ in you or else you cannot become an actress – I mean they are made to  jump on, hug, kiss just anyone and everyone on screen …and dance semi nude to lure the frustrated masses – yuk! what a terrible life it is !!

And think of it – people keep large – huge life size posters of such sad, depressed females posed semi nude….and we all also know that every object vibrates with  a certain frequency – eg. Feng Shui symbols emitting vibrations – good /bad/ugly – thus such snaps must be also carrying vibrations of such ‘whorish’ women. The vibrations certainly must be sad and depressing – they have pimps as their BFs, lead an artificial life and sad and frustrated to the core in actual life, conniving and shrewd ..and what not. So little wonder that most people are also suffering from such things – who knows what’s the actual source of such dis balanced and disturbed psychologies seen among the common mass…..

May her soul rest in peace – she took up on her the responsibility to show the World that being beautiful, glamorous and famous does not guarantee a happy and blissful life …like so many advertisements are trying to scream forth in our ears all the time …like fairness crème and become ‘tall’ slippers….increase personality by correct make up and flaunt your vital statistics …Parveen had it all- showed it all – made money by doing all – but she led a terribly sad life ……. in spite of having it all !!There is a lot more to life folks..much more….

Engineering college scenario. Guys are all the same – Thugs. I always had  great respect for Engineers actually – thought they were very intelligent and suave. But this movie made me change my mind completely!

One senior fellow – Saif – is sober, good looking, decent . One junior fellow – Madhavan – is a ‘tapori’ (thug) – has a couple of ‘loser’ students under his wing and he is the ring leader. They are both in constant tiff with each other. In one incident Saif teaches a lesson to 2 of his friends for misbehaving with girls – by shaving off their heads. In reply to this, Madhavan bursts crackers and makes his friend piss in front of girls’ hostel door (oh! what a poor poor taste ! yuk!!) – and Saif gets the blame for it. Saif is suspended for 2 months !

So this is more or less the bitter relationship they share. They part ways. Saif passes out and goes to US, Madhavan stays in India with his father who is a music cd/cassettes shop owner.

Madhavan sees a girls and instantly falls in love with her (Diya). He wants her – by hook or by crook. He overhears a conversation that some Rajiv is coming from abroad to see her and marry her. He introduces himself as Rajiv – and purposely cuts off her telephone line connection so that she cannot confirm it from her parents or if accidentally the actual Rajiv rings her up. Thus he begins his courtship with her. Since she was under the impression that he was Rajiv – the fellow her parents had chosen for her as her life partner – she agrees to go out with him and spend time with him. She also gradually develops fondness for him.

But then the beans are spilled and Saif comes in the scene – Rajiv was none other than Saif ! She comes to know of what a cheat and liar Madhavan was. They break off and Madhavan is heart broken. Saif comes to know of their 7 days affair  and ultimately lets her go to him. End of movie.

Ps: In real life such a thing would never have happened. No sane girl would want to marry such a big liar, loser and manipulative thug ! Saif would never have let pretty Diya go to the lying ‘tapori’ thug that Madhavan was. Moreover compared to Madhavan’s looks, Saif was much better, sophisticated and suave to look at as well ! Thus Diya (in reality) would have married Saif.

Set in the 1970’s - around 20 years after Indian Independence – ie.1947.

Have seen the movie from middle – but could make out what it wanted to convey.

There is this woman – pretty attractive to look at and has – as usual - many secret admirers. The scene where I have seen from is – YES the ‘locha’ scene – when this dame , as a young girl is exploring the world of Sex …outside wedlock!! ( Hey ! excuse me readers ! now don’t start saying things like ‘I have got a one track mind – only talking of sex, whores and pimps..’ – its not my fault that I started to watch the movie from this point onwards huh !)

Well, well – I understand that during the early 19th century – till, lets say 1947 or 1950 – when people had more or less decided to achieve ‘freedom’ or else die – they could / might have indulged in ‘sex’ out of wedlock. With women and men knowing that tomorrow might be their last day on earth – they probably thought ‘what harm can happen if they indulge in sex’ – so under such circumstances – it is understood that men and women indulged in such activities out of wedlock – for they had grown in utterly chaotic conditions.

But this is after – much after independence. Why did Indians fight for independence in the first place? To keep alive its rich and varied heritage, culture – which was speedily becoming ‘extinct’ and India was losing its USP – esp. Indian women – who were known for their chastity,dignity, loyalty etc. So the first thing that should have been done was to revive the moral and ethical values. One of the values is certainly ‘not to have ‘sex’ outside wedlock’ – applicable to both men and women equally.

But here we see a completely confused western plus eastern mix woman - Geeta! She is in love with Siddharth (hereinafter - Sid) – a revolutionist at heart who joins the naxalite movement and yearns to bring peace in Bihar. Vikram is the son of a poor man following Gandhian ideology. He secretly loves Geeta but Geeta does not respond. There is a party going on – probably the farewell party and Vikram sees Geeta having ‘sex’ with Sid in the Library …or somewhere which is not a bedroom at least and nor a hotel (remember I saw it from the middle) .

They part ways and Geeta gets married to a Civil Servant while she was in UK for further studies in Oxford. She meets her old flame again when she comes back to India and goes ahead – shamelessly - to continue her sexual escapades with Sid ! Vikram comes to know of it and has nothing to do about it. Vikram is now a successful ‘Manager’ kinda thing in the Govt. corridors and has got good connections in politics. He aims to become rich by hook or by crook since he had had a poor family background.

Geeta divorces her husband and joins Sid in his revolution in Bihar. She also produces a child ! gosh!! Under such circumstances how women went ahead for child birth is really amazing !! In one scene its shown that she goes to show Sid the baby but Sid was more interested in sex – so she keeps the baby on the dry grass and quenches his..her sexual thirst !! how sick !! I always thought that once you become parents – your priorities in life change….but I saw a completely different way of handling a baby !! She then sends away the baby so that she can focus on the revolution. Police raids occur and orders are passed to shoot Sid at sight ! Both Sid and Geeta are caught and they are put behind the bars where Geeta is gang raped – with Sid witnessing the scene – his hands tied !! Whether she was raped by the police or the local political fellas is not very clear in the movie – but its shown how corrupt the Police were…are still ?!One strange thing that I noticed about her reaction was that she was the least ‘unnerved’ by the gang rape episode that took place in front of her lover !…unlike in movies nowadays where girls are seen becoming insane – even reaching ‘mental asylums’ because of rape !Is it that she was used to sex…outside or inside wed lock … that it really did not matter to her who is doing what to her ?!

Vikram comes to know that Geeta is in jail and is being tortured. He tells it to her ex-husband and since he was in power – he goes and gets Geeta released.  But Geeta was more keen on spending her life with Sid. She meets Vikram and asks him to help her find Sid.  News comes that Sid tried to escape the jail and is dead. She is heart broken and leaves Vikram and goes away. Just then the news arrives that Sid is alive in some local hospital. Vikram goes to help him. But as luck would have it – Sid escapes with the help of his naxalite friends and poor Vikram gets beaten black and blue – basically the police had the plan to destroy his face beyond recognition so that he could be passed off as Sid and thus escape the wrath of their seniors!!  But help arrives at the nick of time and Vikram is saved but he loses his mental balance and becomes insane. Sid goes abroad to study medicine leaving Geeta and his child to fend for themselves – basically he couldn’t careless – Geeta had just been wasting her time on him !

I am writing the esoteric significance of this movie. The actual story is very simple copied from holly film ‘ Three men and a baby’. This Holly film I saw some 20 years ago I guess – at that point of time it would have been blasphemous to show that a Mother figure Indian woman had slept before wedlock and had got pregnant ! People then would have stoned the Movie halls. But now Indians have become more broad minded – Thanks to TV and several foreign channels – bole toh Bay Watch and Fashion TV – they are speedily unlearning Indian culture and are dying to become western slum vultures !

So the esoteric significance is as follows :

Duruyodhana (Duru), Dushasana (Dush) and Jarasand (Jara) are as usual – born to mediocre uncultured parents who never taught them the essence of culture, heritage, tradition and respect for women. Thus being born to spineless ,selfish, demonic parents (just as they had been in one of their previous births) they grow up to be cheats, frivolous, self centered, wasteful and  spineless whore mongers. They all are NRIs living in Australia.

When they attain financial independence and have enough money to hire the services of ‘available game girls’ – who in their previous births were probably the  Sex maids,  courtesans to entertain the Kings and Prince, kinds of Surpanakhas, Mandodaries, Mantharas and their kith and kin – they do so randomly and each one at least use the ‘sexual services’ of more than 50 girls ! (there was a scene where they actually count the girls they had humped).

In comes the Heroine among the ‘game girls’ – Surpanakha. Now one may ask me how is she the heroine. Well folks – in Ramayana – only a single episode of Surpanakha (Soopy)has been put forth – where she is actually responsible for bringing an end to her brother Ravana’s empire. If you all keenly observe – she was quite a bold damsel – loitering alone in the dense forest –looking for what? Preys? Poor thing fell for the good looks of Shri Rama – and then rest is history…mythology…whatever ! Anyways so Duru meets Soopy in a marriage party and falls for her charms. Another one of her friends also falls for Duru’s charms but Duru was more interested in ‘bedding’ her first. He thus challenges his friend and says that he will surely manage to bed her.

Now Vidya Balan – aka Soopy in her very first movie (Parineeta) had done this ‘hit’ scene of copulating with Saif during a marriage ceremony going on in the house ! With so many people around – how people manage to escape the eyes of guests for a ‘hump’ session if really bewildering to me – we have attended marriages as well – and we were all so busy looking after the guests…anyways – I guess rich people hire the services of caterers and servants so that the girls of the family are free to select ‘hump’ partners for themselves for a ‘quicky session’ !

So Duru (Akshaya) manages to floor Soopy and they ‘jump nude on bed’. They part ways. But Soopy comes back to give Duru a surprise – only to see him being molested by her another friend. Before he could ward her off his body – Soopy sees it and leaves in a huff. Misunderstanding. Sob – sob – tearful goodbyes. She was expecting a pure virgin NRI living in Australia actually. Sob sob.

Soopy finds that she is pregnant – and in spite of knowing that it was the whore monger’s sperm that had fertilized her ovum accidentally – she still decides to keep the baby !! – you see bold girls are also dumb girls ! Now Soopy’s father (Boman Irani) – who himself was not a very good family man – slept around with girls as young as his daughter – well yes – like father – like son-in-law too - comes to know all about it . So when the baby is born, he informs Soopy that a ‘still’ (dead) baby was born to her.

And he keeps the baby at Duru’s front door. When the 3 friends open the door – they see this baby girl and are confused about it. Then they show things like how difficult it is to bring up a baby – washing potty and pissy. Fed up of looking after her – staying awake at nights and losing their jobs , they decide to dispose off the baby and keep her in front of the Church. But no one takes her in and they found her drenched and down with fatal pneumonia. They rush her to the hospital and regret their move.

They realize how precious a child becomes and they wish that she does not get a man in her life like them – oh! what a touching scene !! Self realization kind of thing happens to them and they become very fond of her. They go and apologize to the girls they had slept with and blah blah.

Anyways Boman tells Soopy that her daughter is alive. Soopy takes away her daughter from them. They start missing her. Soopy puts her foot down and goes away. She comes back and says that the baby needs a father figure as well. Happy ending.

PS: In real life – as flirtatious men as them would have disposed her off to the nearest orphanage. Such debauch men and shameless women donate heavy charity to the orphanages because they know that children born to their kind of people only mostly land up in orphanages !

Story of a greedy | debauch | loser male who married twice. First time with a hindu – poor & subservient kind of a woman and second time with a rich Christian woman. Problem arises when he forgets to wear condom and thus the ever fertile Bhartiya nari – poor Hindu one -  becomes pregnant and brings forth an unwanted mongrel on Earth !

In the mean time – well almost simultaneously – he even copulates with the rich Christian and she also brings forth a non-mongrel on earth – a son is a non – mongrel if he has his father’s name to support him.

Now this poor subservient lady suddenly gets a pistol from somewhere and comes charging at the ‘swine’ – with whom she had happily humped once upon a time !! and in front of his rich wife and son (7-9 years of age) she asks him to accept her son as well – born to her through him. He denies point blank and calls him a ‘bastard’. Subservient woman shoots him. He is quickly rushed to the hospital – but on the way both rich lady and her husband die in a car accident.

Subservient Lady reached the mental asylum. The ‘bastard’ son’s name is – Siddharth (Sid) and the non-bastard son’s name is Remo.

Years later Sid makes friends with Remo. Sid had been thinking of taking revenge since the age of 6-7 – when he was called a bastard by his own father. So he befriends asthmatic patient Remo . He then hires a sexy girl – Sophie – who was into dramatics. She had lost her parents in the same car accident as Sid’s parents – wow – what a coincidence …a thrill chill will run up and down your spine as you see this movie.

Remo – in spite of having lost both his parents – continues to study hard and becomes a good software expert…..usually under such circumstances a small boy of 7-9 would break down completely – but he survived the shock and became a rich software Engineer and had a very big company of his own.

Sid somehow manages to get Remo married to Sophie. Now Sophie had another lover – this a very common factor among people connected to dance drama and stuff – Sunny – who wanted her back. Sid and Sophie plan to use Sunny to kill Remo. But while they were planning all this a new software was ‘on’ and it recorded their plan. Remo hears it all and pretends to die as they had planned.

Well later the Police also act with Remo and they reach the crux of the matter. Both Sid and Sophie die at the end. Sid confesses that he wanted it all back because it was all his – for he had the same father as Remo and thus had the right over the entire empire ! Basically a story of a poor child born out of wedlock to a subservient and dumb and poor woman …or maybe she had got married but in seclusion – thus had no proof ! Therefore ladies – do not ‘spread you legs’ in the heat of the moment and if you have to do it – please have some contraceptive pill – so that some ‘pilla’ is not born and create unnecessary ‘jhamelas’ for the general public ! – you see the end of most ‘bastards’ is as pathetic as shown in the movie. This is the reason why social marriages take place so that people bear witness of the fact that – ‘falana’ male now has the right to copulate with ‘dimkana’ female and that both of them will be ‘equally’ responsible for nourishing and educating the child born to them – so you see – this is the ‘equality’ factor that the males and females should fight for and not for having the equal right for women to come out in broad daylight in undergarments only – like men can come out…..!

Also a message for men – do not copulate without condom or else with pistols easily available in shops – any female can come and shoot you !!

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Story of a poor ‘pick up' girl – a whore - who had to become a whore because her husband was in coma and the Hospital- Nursing Home - that he was admitted in, charged her Rs.20,000/ per day – so she had to agree to sleep with anyone and everyone – tall, short, fat, old, slimy, smelly, farty – just anyone and everyone - just to meet the target of the day – Rs.20,000/-! So you see folks – India is not at all a poor country – its rather very rich –

India is my Country

All Indians are my brothers and sisters &

I am proud of is rich and varied heritage –

This pledge I used to say in school – little did I realize that the rich and varied heritage was just kept aside to be showered on ‘Prostitutes' …and our kind of simple girls will just have to live and be treated like ‘drain worms' !

This fact we come to know in the end of the movie – since the Director knows the Indian psychology very well – they just add a line or two on ‘pati-vrata' (husband worshipper) quality of Indian women and the Indian female (dumb) section of the society clams down almost instantaneously !

Well this whore made more than Rs.20,000/- a day because she wore very expensive dresses – thus India (Indian men : since it's a male dominated society) takes real good care of the ‘whore' category of women very well – so the ruckus etc. is basically created by the ‘meager' educated female percentage of India – whom the Indian men cannot stand a wee bit !!

So there is this fella Prem (Salman Khan) who goes to discotheques where such ‘pick up' girls are easily available – and he tries to introduce his married friend – Anil Kapoor – to enter the zone of ‘No Entry' – means go for an extra-marital affair with available whores !!Prem is also married but he is too much sex-starved – so he stays mostly on tours away from wife (Esha Deol) and is shown having fun with ‘available' whores !

There is a scene where the local Politician happens to see the whore and immediately recognizes her – meaning even he had ‘humped' her some time in the journey of his life. In another scene, the same Politician is seen in a foreign location (along with his ugly,fat bloated wife) mentioning the 26 th July episode of heavy rains in Mumbai – and how he had escaped from his responsibility – but unfortunately his snaps – while ‘humping' a whore - were taken by the media man and thus he was ousted from his position !! But that did'nt make much of a difference to him – since he was now living in a foreign country – as he had made enough money while in power ! Such dialogues makes me think that all the dumb assholes chose to be born in India only otherwise if such a thing is true about Politicians then we, the people, are really dumb to select such ‘whore mongers' as our ruler !...or is it that the male dominated Country men – purposely choose such rulers so that even they can have a good time ‘humping' whores ?!Well what can Indian women do ? ‘Boa pade babul ka – ambua kaha se hove?' ( the seed sown was that of a wasteful cactus – how can you expect mangoes to grow on it?)…Poor Mother India …..ie. the good/simple -women aspect of India !

Anyways – the wives come to know of the escapades of their husbands & they fight – but make up again – in the last scene, a couple of years later – its seen that all of them are with their respective sons and daughters some 5 to 6 years old – and loo behold! A skimpy clad ‘slut' material walks in – and all the 3 of them (husbands) are seen admiring and ogling at the skimpy dame !

Thus we can conclude from this movie : that men are happiest to see firm breasted, taut skinned dames – irrespective of whatever age they may belong – inspite of the fact that a couple of years later , their own daughters will develop breasts – they do not get over the thoughts of ‘mauling' younger, firmer breasts !!

So I think women should stop reproducing altogether and not bring innocent children who would eventually be a victim of Child Sexual Abuse (CSA) (at home or in the neighborhood) and lead a wasteful life on earth !

Even when such girls (daughters) grow up without being a victim of CSA – they become greedy and readily accept to sleep with any aged slimy pig as old as her father in order to make quick money(refer movie Page 3 – Tara's character) …or she may marry an already married good looking rich male and break the home of some simpleton (refer movie: Unkahee or Biwi No. 1 ).

If she marries a good ,well to do family man – she'll be under constant fear as to when some ‘slut' might walk in and ruin her dream home.

If she marries some mediocre average man – there are chances that she might become a desperate housewife and start ruining the ‘growing – up' sons of the locality (also refer movie: Aastha – where Rekha gets entangled in ‘madhu-chakra' (prostitution) just in order to buy expensive shoes, etc. for her daughter.)

If couple do not marry and live together then they are considered as Client and whore – which is the case actually – very convenient uh!? – sleep together… sleep together….. sleep together….now I am bored – so ? NEXT ! and both the male and his female companion will bid each other goodbye in search of a new bed-partner.. new exploration..new body – new ‘humping' tricks …oh! What a beautiful life….this is what happened during the dark ages – when man was just evolving – from chimp to man – they never had this marriage ceremony etc. they used to hump anyone and everyone who caught their fantasy…eventually the society developed and after much permutations and combinations the sacred thought of marriage came into existence – so that the someone elderly will become answerable to the pranks the children played….ever noticed the street dogs? They proliferate like nobody's business – make the street bitch pregnant and go away – wait for the next ‘heat' season to come – the same dog can hump its own female pup in the next season – so ? don't you think we, as humans, should behave in a more evolved manner ?

Therefore people – one thing that I have understood in this world- is that Marriage is a great failure afterall …..best way out is - Our National Pledge :

India is my country

All Indians are my brothers and sisters……

Aashik Banaya Aapne

 ( Love Takes Over)

Movie Title History : A yesteryear film ‘Karz' – a song in it said something like “…pehele to main Shayer tha – aashik banaya aapne” which means “initially I was just a poet – literary figure – but you (referring to Lady Love) made me a ‘hopelessly in love' - Lover boy!” Yeah folks – this is the same movie which inspired another film title – Ek Hasina Thi.

Story Line :

A tall decent looking guy is in love with a Motherless, well endowed girl who believes in “Have it – Show it' (means she was very liberal about showing her twin assets (breasts) – and she wore a little more than men's singlet / vest to college .So you can understand very well how a well – endowed woman wearing a men's vest look…yeah ! you are right – she looked voluptuous and an instant ‘turn on'….if you are a man reading………..okay – break is over – read on..remember to wash hands otherwise your keyboard will be sticky (well I am not sure about the sticky nature of semen but have read it in novels etc.).

This girl used to live in a huge house and her father was always away on tours – you can understand – rich business man – thank godfully with expired Wife …but I suppose a wee bit of decency was left in him – so he used to be away from daughter …well whether he had a kept or not is nowhere indicated in the movie – but the fact he could never / seldom come to meet his own lonesome daughter indicated otherwise !One thing to notice in the movie was that she had no servants – but her house looked spic and span – did all her work herself I suppose – rich businessman father could not afford a servant….or maybe the reason was totally different – you will know as you proceed to read folks !

SO this tall decent looking guy is gaga over her but she just considers him a good friend – in movies – girls are shown hugging good ‘just friends' boyfriends – but in reality its not so dear World people – we Indian girls are not all that cheap that we will hug anyone – or everyone –esp. male – saying that you are a good friend !!

In comes a ‘dick' looking cool dude – his looks are such which indicates that he is born only to hump ‘available girls' – a good choice made by the Director indeed !and they meet – the girl ‘eager to show her ‘boobs' to all' and the ‘dick head' – and they fall in love !!

This came as a rude shock to the decent looking guy – he decides to malign ‘dick head' in the eyes of booby baby. Afterall he had been trying to get her laid for the past 3 years ! he manages it also but the booby baby eventually goes back to dick head – and in this rigmarole – the decent looking fella is jailed for murdering another easily available discotheque visiting girl – Chandni !!

USP of the movie :

Title song . In this scene the dick head is shown undressing booby baby gradually ! Well the scene was as follows : this Chandni babe (the one who got battered and murdered eventually ) was wearing a teeny-weeny top and visiting a discotheque with her other ‘skimpy clad' friends. Dick head thought of bringing some respite in the Tall fella's life so he brings her and introduces her to booby baby and tall fella. While introducing he pinches Chandni's waist and says ‘ is'nt she looking hot' – this gesture of his was not appreciable at all…esp. by booby baby and she leaves for home in a huff…(now will come the scene which justifies the non-availability of servants in the house – tighten your seat belts folks).

In this scene she is wearing and off-shouldered maroon colored top – the straps of her maroon colored bra (it was hardly a bra – one can call it ‘teat lids' – since the major portion of her breast was spilling from all over) was seen – she had managed a buy an exactly same colored bra to go with her top – little did she know that this was the ‘lucky' dress which would eventually turn her from an ‘untouched booby baby' to ‘satisfactorily humped booby baby' !

So this dick head comes to her house and kinda apologizes – she does a bit of dramabaazi – but then quickly forgives him – he then asks her whether she loves him or not and she says ‘yes' then he says – prove it – she says – how – he says – take off your top – she says – will that be proof enough? – he says – yes – she is about to take off her top …when he interrupts her and says – no no take off your top only when you trust me totally – and he hugs her – and proceeds to the door – many men had a KLPD here and were cursing dick head mentally but their (viewer's ) disappointment was short lived – booby baby had got ‘turned on' by then – this was indicated by her ‘heavy breathing' – she runs towards the door – catches hold of his hand and brings him to her bedroom – she then takes off her top – and danced in her bra- teat lids actually - for a few minutes – the title song is playing from behind – the Director then makes her stand against the light with ‘spread legs' so the entire silhouette of booby baby was visible – she then takes off her silky bra and stands …no her breasts were not shown – there is a very thin line between movies and blue movies now-a-days – and showing breasts with teats and all is considered blue – then she is shown lying on her bed – but her million dollar breasts were unfortunately covered by the bed sheet – the dick head is shown having her totally – at the end of the ‘good hump' session – the booby baby is seen lying (nude) on top of the dick head – and whispering in his ears – “I love you” – but the dick head was fast asleep.

So folks this is what the movie is all about – her father once visits her and she is seen wearing a green colored bra and sitting with him….actually talking to him ! I wonder where in India do daughters wear just a bra and sit in front of her father !!- thank God I was born in the house of a Common man – and we believe in all the society culture and norms which the great social reformers developed after a lot of observations, permutations and combinations !

(ps: refer International Best seller – ‘ Tell me your dreams' by Sidney Sheldon and a Hollywood movie ‘ New Best Friend' – you will know what I am hinting at)

Pitaah - Rudra

A story of two kinds of Fathers : the very Rich and the very poor (servant class).

Lets take a look at the Rich Indian Father's lifestyle (played by Om Puri) :

Very rich landlord with several workers working for him – he is extremely rude in his behavior with them – but still people work for him – for earning their daily bread..& also enough money to support a family and 4-5 children.

The poor father – played by sanjay dutta as Rudra – was a worker under Om Puri. A weakling, poor man who had 3 children – 2 sons and one daughter. He used to do his job dutifully and even worked for extra hours with complaining / or without any extra pay.

The Story :

The two sons of the rich father go to visit a famous courtesan Naina – who could also be hired for sexual services after the dance – basically the girls are made to dance so as to ‘turn on' the clients – then whoever pays the highest bid – takes her to bed and she has to render sexual services. The sons had planned that after her dance they would hire her for sex and have her in turns – they took whole lot of money – so as to buy her for the night. And they were very confident of hiring her.

But things did not work their way and Naina was hired by someone richer than them – who had already hired her. This was an insult to the egoistic blokes of the Lard lord – so they try to forget the insult by consuming gallons of Beer – later they make their way back home on their mobike.

In the mean while its shown that Rudra's wife wanted some spice for cooking so her 8 years old daughter – who was actually studying for her exam – agrees to go and fetch her the spice – since it's a small village – people know each other very well – and since the market place was just a walking distance from their house – Durga goes to buy the spice.

The drunkard blokes of the land Lord were returning from that way – and since they were ‘sexually' hungry – they decide to rape the 8 years old Durga !!- It's a rather shocking revelation here – a girl whose ‘periods' had also not started – who had not even developed a wee bit of breasts – the things which supposedly ‘turns on' men – still she was raped !!

This clearly indicates that just a slight ‘slit' is all that is required by sex – starved men – a Lady needn't be sexy, good looking or voluptuous !! why on Earth do ladies spend a fortune on cosmetics, make-up, Botox, lipsticks, crèmes.. etc. when all that ‘villain' men require is the presence of a crevice !!The cultured ,educated men in fact, like it simple – no make – up etc (refer. Old movies where heros used to turn down ‘whorishly made-up, scantily dressed women' for a simple saree clad maid servant category woman ! What a waste women are..is'nt it? – and the advts. that show or urges women to start taking care after 30…use under eye crèmes…make the skins tauter …or else the husbands will run away to someone else !!- well if the husbands are the ‘running away' sort – then Dear Indian Women – they will run away – come what may !- Any crevice will do for such kind of men – even if you have maintained yourself or have let go of yourself and have become fat & bloated…..do you understand?..and vice versa as well – if husband is a good fellow – he will remain yours - even if you have maintained yourself or have let go of yourself and have become fat & bloated. Well maintaining oneself is always recommended – since its good for health and old age is less ail-some / troublesome.

So after raping – they throw her in a deep forest ditch – but while doing so one of the brothers lose his gold chain bracelet. They came back home with blood strains on their shirt – which , they tell their Mother is of some wild animal they had gone hunting !

Rudra, in the meanwhile comes home and his wife (played by nandita) tells him of their ‘missing' daughter – all the villagers start searching for her – and then they ultimately go to the Police Station for reporting Durga's absence.

Another shocking revelation here – the attitude of the Police Officer ! – played by Jackie Shroff – its shown that they are most reluctant to work – Uniform shirt is coming out – ordering the orderlies to get food, drink in the most uncouth of manners – irritated on seeing the villagers come in the late evening hours for reporting a complaint. The case would not have proceeded any further had some Villagers not heard Durga's voice from below the ditch !!

Villagers bring up Durga – and they all rush to the hospital – the Doctor is shocked to see the state and tells Rudra to call the Inspector since it's a Police case – the innocent villager that Rudra was- he had thought that some wild animal must have dragged Durga down – but that was not the case – The Police comes and the Doctor tells him of the incident – on seeing the facial expressions of the English speaking doctor and the Police Officer – the villagers ask what exactly was the matter – it was then the rude shock came to Durga's Mother – that her daughter had been raped brutally and had to be given 32 stitches !! Mother faints immediately – the Police proceeds to the venue where Durga was found.

In the mean while the sex-starved bloke realize that his bracelet was missing – so both the brothers go to find the bracelet – and they get caught by the Police Officer !!

The villagers come to know that the Land Lord's sons were the culprits – Rudra becomes vindictive and decides to kill them both – he succeeds too – he shoots them in front of everyone – the lard Lord send orders to kill Rudra but gets killed instead – the wife of the Lard Lord helps Rudra for a change – maybe taking revenge of her daughter's death and the fact that her husband openly slept with the ‘whores' !

Well this is what the movie Pitaah (Father ) is all about! The world seems to be just the playground of egoistic blokes..and the women all over the World have become everything – mother, wife, whore, Police, Doctor, IAS, IPS…everything but still failed to achieve justice for herself…men continue to have the best of both the Worlds – a servant wife & mother to cook and wash utensils for him and a sexy whore to jump on bed with him & try out different Kamasutra poses with him – I think this is the only piece of ancient Histroy that human beings are holding on to tightly…other science, art, society building rules & norms that were being developed by our ancestors is not at all followed….Only ‘SEX' rules !! Period.

(ps. I have just seen the last 8 minutes of the movie – so am writing what I understood in short. Don't mind folks ! our local cable-wala never lets us know what surprise he has in store for us for the evening – so I missed the major part of this most controversial movie)

Means - Spellbound.

Well, yet again a movie has been launched where Indians are seen talking about it in hushed tones ! Now what's such a big deal – huh folks !?

At least in this movie, Vijay (60 yrs old) is shown having a mental affinity for Jia(18 yrs old) [ps. Whether they have any physical intimacy or not is not known to me – sorry]. There is another Bollywood movie – ‘ Split Wide Open' where a 65 years old man gets a 12-13 years old girl – selling flowers on the street - and makes her render ‘sexual services' for him. She was flat chested and had not even developed breasts – something which men like to maul – but still the old ,pervert, frustrated man brings her to his house and probably was making her do things which gives ‘debauch' men immense pleasure …..like there was a scene where both the old haggard man & the 12 years old girl come out wrapped in a towel after a bath ! So you can well understand folks – what /how the ‘pervert bastard' was using her !In this movie itself – the pervert old bastard is caught red handed by his daughter and she unbuttons her shirt in front of her father and kind of asks him when she has such ‘big boobs' and when things are available for him at home – why was he looking elsewhere !? She also indicates something like – is that the reason that his wife (her mother ie.) committed suicide?!- which probably meant the his wife – who had once ‘jumped nude on bed' with him, and sung yesteryear romantic songs for him - could not tolerate the fact that at ripe old age , she has a 12 years old – flat chested ,illiterate and uncouth street girl as her competitor !!

Well well – with such a kind of movie already released in India – why should ‘Nishabd' become so controversial?!

Anyways, lessons learnt from Nishabd :

This fact has been made very clear by men all over the World – and , in fact, poor men have tried their level best to let women – all over the World - know that they like to have ‘sex' with younger, sexier girls …but still the absolutely idiotic females accept total loyalty and chastity from her husband !! Men – all over the world have more or less established the fact that given half a chance, they will ‘jump nude on bed' with any available whore !

Most TV channels and movies are showing semi nude Item Girls gyrate on the pole – and not a single man has ever been seen revolting against it – WHY? Simple reason – they need to see such ‘sexy bodies' to be able to perform ‘sex' on their respective wives ! Especially average Indian women are short, dark and ugly but Men are exposed to such sexy pieces all the time on Billboards, magazine covers and TV screens !- So ?! they have grown up masturbating on their thoughts – how do ugly women expect them to get turned on by their ugly, dark, unwaxed bodies?! I must say – hats off to virile Indian men for being able to keep up both the Home front and the Whore front functional ! Just imagine how Indian men work day and night under so much pressure and responsibility !? Visiting the brothel, humping the whore and making her pregnant for his son and son's friends to come and being able to enjoy ‘sex' with ‘his daughter born to the whore' once he grows up. Plus come back home and ‘jump nude on bed' with wife and mandatory-ly make her pregnant so that a son is born to look after the ‘sex'needs of his ‘sibling born to the whore'….I mean look at the complexity of life ! and here we have Management Gurus screaming at the top of their voices to ‘Just chill' !! With so many responsibilities on head – how can Indian men ever ‘chill' ?! Thus Indian is always seen having heated arguments all the time…

In fact in Bengal it's a very common occurrence in mediocre households that males ‘happily' hump their maid servants – I mean sons and fathers both use the services of the same maid servant and buys her an egg roll or something in return. I think this way Bengali men are more intelligent – having a ‘whore maid' right in the house and the dumb wife does not even come to know of it !! And because he gets his ‘sex' pleasures at home itself – the outsiders think that ‘such men are satisfied with so little' !!

Therefore folks ! Nishabd does not come to me as some great revelation or a shock ! With several Item Girl numbers and cheap music videos openly available in the market – such ‘derogatory' affinities of men is not a news factor at all ! That is why its called Kalyug.

After effects of Nishabd :

Now that veteran actor has signed on this men's mentality openly – 60 plus old haggards and pervert bastards will look at their granddaughter's friends with an eye to ‘hump' her ! Well this is to notify mothers not to allow their young daughters to visit any one else's house coz you never know which debauch dog will initiate your daughter into the World of ‘Sex' !!

In fact hey women – I have a better plan – since you all are so full of vengeance to things done by ‘pure assholes' – why don't you snatch away this pleasure of ‘humping' young girls from them altogether? – how ? By not becoming pregnant dumbos – how else – at old age – anyways your sons and daughters will not look after you – better invest in some Financial Institute and live with dignity and self respect – I have read many scriptures – no where it is written that a woman has to ‘hump' and give birth to some mongrel or some Item Girl !! This way the old haggard male – even if he is a debauch will have no where to go and thus will continue to sing songs full of praises of your ‘sagging skin' to you – isn't this what you all have always wanted secretly ?!

Lesson and USP :

The necessity of spoken English. The heights….depths actually , that an Indian male can go through in order to win the heart of a fair and lovely damsel – no matter how much he is insulted…and degraded – he readily accepts it all – courtesy : English speaking fair and lovely ..ultra modern woman.

Also how dumb parents can ruin the life of their child !!

Movie showing parents of a girl (Katrina) born and brought up in England force her to marry an Indian village – rustic male. She marries him under pressure but as soon as she arrives in London she refuses to acknowledge the wedding and tells them of her plan to marry a Britisher – who had already broken 4 engagements. The Britisher was from a rich family….and good looking too !

The Indian rustic male (Akshaya) then readily accepts all sorts of insults & humiliation in order to win her heart. Its but obvious actually – for the girls in his village – who assemble around to see Katrina – are shown to be truly below average, uncouth, unsmart and ugly looking ! Thus any man who even gets the slightest chance to ‘bed' someone as pretty as Katrina – he would surely do so – a typical Indian male psychology has been shown very deftly by the Director.

Katrina ultimately agrees to sleep with him all her life because in the last scene she heard him speak in English – and boy ! she was impressed !! He could speak English!! Now that was the ultimate winning point of his in the movie – all his courteous nature and sweet and mushy attitude – everything failed – it was just ‘spoken English' that was required and could have saved him from so much humiliation in the first place !!

...Beauty is Skin deep folks - at least in Kalyug IT IS - wake up...wake up and give up all false hopes and illusions !!

Flamboyant and flirtatious Karan (Amir Khan) falls in love with a simple girl - Manisha and breaks off his engagement with the rich multimillionaire's daughter !

He reaches the streets – becomes kinda beggar – living hand to mouth - but because it's a movie – he begins to paint and becomes a famous and rich painter. All this within one year. Manisha meets with an accident and loses both her legs. She decides not to meet Aamir after all and be a burden on him all his life.

But Aamir meets her and comes to know of her accident and marries her ! Thus gets paid for being an incorrigible ,flirtatious womanizer all his life….now stranded for life with a physically handicapped woman !!

Gosh! Why the Dream Merchants show such impossible ,stupid and mushy concepts ! Here Indian men (many of them) are dying to have extra marital affairs – are having and are pretty bold about the fact and publicly proclaim that they have couple of ‘whores' taking care of their ‘sexual needs' – in spite of having good looking educated wives and children ..even grand children …and here the dreamy story teller is implying that an ex-womaniser becomes so sacrificial and good that he readily accepts to marry handicapped Manisha !

Anyways, if this movie was a hindi TV serial – they would surely have shown how Amir manages to spend 2 months with handicapped Manisha and then he starts to develop an intimacy with her Nurse…(like shown in the movie Jism - Gulshan Grover's wife is ill and Bips the nurse comes in for his rescue!).Manisha comes to know but can do nothing about it and silently gulps down tears of insult….but actually has to compromise with the situation. Later her hubby will have 3-6 more affairs with his fans (he was an ex-womaniser – remember? ..old habits die hard !) – but for the society, the physically handicapped Lady is his wife. People will continue to rave and rant about the man's commitment to his good for nothing wife …and even if they come to know of his affair with available ‘whores' they will only call it ‘But natural'! – at least he has given the position of ‘wife' to Manisha !!….all the dumb bimbo Indian women will then start Hero worshipping sacrificial Aamir !

Basically average Indian women are dark, short and more or less ugly to look at – but they are very learned and understanding – thus they happily co-exist with their hubby's ‘kept' ! Men have certainly marketed themselves very well – ages ago it was through physical strength that they kept women under them…and now its through such mushy stories……marketing false hopes and dreams….but still making women dance to their tunes !

Very painful movie. Madhur Bandarkar knows exactly how to scratch an existing wound and make it bleed and infectious all over again!

Life of Street beggars, of cheap prostitutes, of educated but unemployed Indian men, of men who are interested in continuing their clan….!

During my childhood and even adolescence, I used to hear that the birth of a human being in the form of a female is basically a curse from the higher worlds ! and I used to argue a lot on this point (argumentative Libran after all) saying things like ‘women create' and blah blah – things like we bring forth children and maximum effort in child birth is ours and we have so many jewelry to wear and variety of clothes etc. But on watching this movie I realized that I was wrong after all – for majority of women – it's a curse being born as a woman !!

How humiliating was Konkana's life! She had to satisfy ugly and fat clients everyday even during her chums !! Gosh ! what a pathetic life – and there was an educated young fellow who secretly loved Konkona but could not marry her because of unemployment and later died of drugs !

Then there were flower sellers – who fought for a measly Rs.10/- !….they all will eventually become prostitutes and keep continuing the clan of street beggars !! Sometimes I wonder how our IAS officers and other Indian male and female Administrators are so irresponsible !! No one till date could come up with a viable solution to eradicate such dire poverty !!All that they seem to know is who is the MLA of a certain zone and how India will fair in Sports….which movie got selected for Cannes….which is the longest platform…..which Politician is in possession of illegal land…what is the under world Don's bank balance ….I don't think they know anything more than this !

After watching such movies girls should think twice before jumping in this ‘shit pit' called prostitution. The clients are all the same – fat, ugly and frustrated – even if good looking, slim and tall – they will eventually use and throw you!! The Bollywood makes it very clear – exactly what one has to do in order to become an actress – Page 3 movie showed it all – in which Tara had to sleep with the old haggard Bengali Director all her life – she started sleeping with a good looking young hero – but he was married and clever as well – did not want to tarnish his goody goody image ! – in spite of knowing and seeing so much – I am amazed to see how girls are dying to become models and walk on the ramp in a ‘chaadi and a baniyaan' (bikini) !!I really pity such girls whose parents push them into this ‘shit pit' for money !!

I would like to take this opportunity to reintroduce the concept of reincarnation and Karmic debts here – you see the people in power and with money are doing nothing for the poor and the down trodden and enjoying life - boozing and drinking in the beer bars - watching semi nude Dance Balas ……so in the next life the ones boozing and ‘sleeping around' with style ,money and power will be born in the slums and the slum dwellers will be born in the palace – and will they do anything to redeem the poor and the down trodden? NO! they will take revenge of course – did they – in their previous life help them out of the shit-pit? No na – so why should they help them out !? so this is revenge – the vindictive Human nature !!

Fantasy of the ‘common mass’ family members.

About Heroine : The girl is Asian born but thanks to TV, films , Internet and other sources of visual information, she can see very well that the British (westerners) are fair and much more  beautiful/handsome to look at – thus she longs to be like them – be one of them ! Thus as an innocent child of 6-7 years ,she even goes to the extent of going to the church and praying to lord Christ that she does not want a ‘Kala Kaluta’ (pathetically dark skinned) man as her life mate but someone as fair as him !!

About Hero : He is some Ricky Thakral who is into the business of selling antique pieces to foreigners – as they are the only ones capable of giving a good price for the item.Since he is into Marketing and selling so he obviously is a smooth talker.

Meeting Point : The Hero and Heroin meet at a Railway Station. The train was late by 2 hours so he decides to spend some time yakking with a pretty Lady who was sitting alone.he goes and sits in front of her and knowing that men are flirts , the heroin (Priety Zinta) quickly changes a ring to her ring finger and shows to him that she is engaged – so as to get rid of him. The hero (Abhishek Bachchan) also pretends to be engaged – although they both were single.

Now they both start building up castles in the air – and each relate a false story of their imaginary fiancé …and this is what the movie is all about. Shows the fantasies of the common mass – what they think of and want they eventually land up with !and because what they imagine can never come true – they usually lead an absolutely sad & unhappy life !

The Hero makes a pretty looking (Lara Dutta) Hotel Manager fall for his charms – in his imagination of course and Priety makes a rich, good looking multi millionaire (Bobby Deol) fall for her ..thus showing that middle class and lower middle class family people only and always think of either how to be very rich without working hard or / and have the best looking partner to ‘hump’ for the rest of life !

The waiting period is over and both fall for each other instead !! She finds him utterly romantic and he finds her rather charming ! but harm has already been done as both think that the other one is already engaged. They now decide to meet again but now with their respective fiancés .

Hero hires a Prostitute (Lara Dutta) to temporarily play the role of his fiancé and heroine hires a shopkeeper – a spectacle sales man (Bobby Deol) to play the role!

Bobby Deol is a mama’s boy and belongs to a middle class family. Because he is good looking so all the Lady customers are seen flirting with him – kinda showing their twin assets by bending down etc. (amazing ..I didn’t know Indian females were so desperate for good looking men !! ..that they would flirt with a petty shop keeper as well….. to quench their sexual frenzy !)

They train them and introduce them to each other.

Guess what happens? – mama’s boy Bobby falls for the prostitute ! She keeps repeating that she is a whore but he still wants to have her as his wife !! Mama’s boy knew that all women were after all whorish natured (remember he had desperate housewives coming to him for eye check up?) – at least he found her to be genuine and not a hypocrite – she boldly proclaimed that she was a Prostitute – unlike desperate housewives who pretend to be wives but actually would readily undress for any mongrel at the bat of an eyelid !! Thus it is shown that his mother keeps calling him from behind but he waves her goodbye and goes away with the Prostitute…into oblivion !

A murder – mystery – thriller – all in one – a fair try ! No one was murdered in the train, no dead body found in the train either – no thrill happened in the train – then why the name..? read on folks …

Story of a husband and wife and their one and only daughter who is suffering from diabetes – very serious – kinda having a dialysis machine near her bed which is beeping all the time. Now folks its but obvious that with such a patient at home – that too a young patient not old and aged father or grand father who can be put in some Home for the aged or hospital – but a young child – born to them – well, you cannot really enjoy life – no loud TV or music ,no fun !

Basically a child which is supposed  to be a boon in many Indian families was a curse in their lives ! Bad Karma phal I guess – to be stranded for life with a beeping machine. In one scene it was shown that the couple were about to make love when the machine begins to beep – and loo behold – the husband feels guilty and gets up without doing the needful and the wife puts on her filmsy nighty again – both looked sad, depressed and frustrated ! There is one hope though – hubby is working hard – day and night to collect enough money for a Kidney transplant – they are just waiting for a donor.

Hubby works in a advertising agency. He has a gambler friend who is basically a load on Mother Earth….who is into drug peddling/betting and has connections with goons. There is a scene in the movie that a product -  Milk Powder – has to be launched where this gambler fellow asks the absolutely dumb models to wear a bikini and pose with the Baby’s Milk Product . The hero comes in and scolds him and asks the dumb bimbos to wear a proper dress ! I was amazed to see the way things work in an advertising agency !! Such dull headed ,sex starved mongrels are actually responsible for the current abnormal psyche of the youths of our world !!

Anyways – the hero meets a sexy woman in the train (see – here is where the train comes in). She is basically a hooker who hooks young eligible & dumb men who look interested in having sex with just anyone who lifts her skirt for them. The hero was one sex starved man – remember he could not hump his wife because of the beeping machine at home ?…well so he gets hooked and the girl with her team of goons manage to rob him off all his money that he had been collecting for his daughter’s kidney transplant !

As far as the wife is concerned – well in one scene it is shown that she is wearing a tiny (very tiny) skirt and going to school for a Parents’ meet – maybe she tries her luck with the fathers of other children in the school to quench her sexual demands – maybe – just a thought – honestly I didn’t know that Bankok people are so very BOLD …that the mothers there wear such tiny skirts and go to school on Parents’ meet  !!

Well the gambler friend dies – he is shot by the goon who was blackmailing the hero – the hero throws the car in the pond and the very next day the police lands up in his office and starts suspecting him . Hero manages to side track the Police Officer (shows how dumb the Police officers are) and at the same time finds out that the sexy female he had met in the train is but a hooker.

He somehow manages to foul up their game and succeeds to kill three people. The Chinese Polizia comes and he pretends to be a witness of the murder – the polizia closes the case and the hero gets back all his money ! wow !! happy ending!! – the police who was on his trail - probably remembered some other important assignment and is not seen anymore – maybe even he had met some sexy lass on train and was merrily humping her ….Thank the Pimps and hookers for small mercies !! Hero confesses to his wife and apologizes – the wife quickly forgives …for even she was probably having a good time with the fathers she met in the Parents’ meet.

A great Disappointment! I was looking forward to see the movie – courtesy – The promos – but the movie itself was absolutely sick, boring and rather stupid!

Yet again wooden Katrina has been given a role so that Indian males start accepting her as an Indian actress – kinda ‘folks she is here to stay as an Indian Actress – so please start ‘dreaming’ about her they way you all dream about all other voluptuous dark skinned Indian actresses’ !

Thus, just as in ‘Namaste London’ – where it is shown that Katrian finally gives in to the village rustic that Akshaya actually was – courtesy – typically dumb Indian loser type naiveté and the fact the Indian women are dumb as ever and go for naïve Indian fools !!(its not so anymore dear foreigners – not at all – we Indian women are no longer dumb-dull headed Idiots that we were kept as (as illiterates and sex maids) –but we now possess enough brains to decipher whether a man is really simple or pretending to be one….and frankly speaking – we are the ones who keep the child in our wombs for 9 long months – so we know that our product would rather be cunning, calculating and conniving rather than being dumb…unless of course under sheer stroke of bad luck we happen to copulate with some dumb man with dominant genes !!)

Thus in this movie – a fat , disfigured, old looking Govinda who has zero civic sense – ie. he blows his nose in public with sound effects, does not possess table manners etc. falls for demure, sophisticated, multi- millionaire Lady CEO of the Company where he is working as a Financial Manager. He approaches a Love Guru – Salman Khan and asks him to teach him how to impress a girl to such an extent that she agrees to marry him and ‘spread her legs’ only for him for the rest of her life ! The Love guru tries to teach him some manners but fails at it.

 In a scene Katrina asks  her Financial Advisors whether she should invest some (large amount actually) money for her childhood friends’ venture – when many advise her not to do so – Govinda climbs up on the desk and says things like – its your money , invest wherever you like and not ask the advisors who are drawing a measly salary of Rs.30,000/- per month in her company !…..thereby hinting at the futility of keeping Financial Advisors in a Company !!

 Rs.30,000/- has been branded as measly salary in this movie !! lol – let me tell you that there are families in India who are living pretty comfortably with Rs.3000/- per month also …Rs.30,000/ for them would be considered as lavish !!I myself (being so educated and cultured) could not draw more than Rs.5000/- in my entire career life !…or maybe the fact that I was ‘educated and cultured’ ...so could not make it big in life since its only the semi nude Item girls who are  highly paid !!

This love Guru himself falls for a single mother (lara).Whether she had adopted the child or was the child a result of some ‘hump’ session with someone she was living together with / or she was a widow– is not clear ! Salman showed interest in marrying her as well as take care of the ‘mongrel’ that belonged to her !

Another guy thought of Salman as a pimp so he asked him to help him get a girl laid. Love Guru teaches the ‘whore monger’ the essence of love and does not help him as he was not there to fix ‘one night stands’ . The villain takes revenge – and defames him as a pimp. People come to know and there is a bit of misunderstanding – then things are clarified and they all live happily ever after !!

Katrina accepts Govinda after rejecting a good looking British stud her father had fixed for her. This is done in this movie so that Katrina wins over the ‘dils’ (dicks actually) of Indian males and more Directors approach her with film offers ! Katrina is made to behave and react like a typical ancient illiterate Indian dumb woman who believes in simplicity and naiveté..well – not so anymore folks – we are educated now and know very well that men who are simple are basically either losers / unsmart / non versatile and thus wear this garb of simplicity…and moreover blowing your nose in public with sound effects and being non-diplomatic is not a sign of simplicity but your uncouth / illiterate family  background !! Anyways, multimillionaire and dumb Katrina accepts aged, haggard looking uncouth Govinda as her mate !! (PS. In real life someone of Katrina’s category would not have even puked at the kinds of Govinda….not just her category but even Katrina’s Secretary would have refused to marry the dud !)

Single Mother Lara married the Love Guru after testing him on ‘how good a father he would be to her son’.

Movie is a complete flop. Some men will watch it for the song ‘Do you wanna partner’ because there are many ‘g-string’ and ‘teat lid’ wearing young girls falling all over Salman …little wonder why one of the guys thought of him as a pimp !!

Story of a Jamaadaar’s (Sweeper’s) daughter –

on how she is kidnapped by her uncle and sold away in a Courtesan’s house –

on how she falls in love with a Sultan but is betrayed by him due to some misunderstanding (actually he was looking for a chaste, untouched, pure & virgin Prostitute but on finding Umrao to be otherwise, he dumps her !!)–

on how she is turned away by her family because she had become a Prostitute –

thus the movie teaches – Once a Prostitute – always a Prostitute – there is no way out !

I was watching this movie in some TV channel with several irritating breaks but what amazed me more was the way they were promoting this movie – saying ‘Aap sab ka mann mohne` aa rahi hai – Umrao Jaan’! Loo behold!  This is such a sad sad sad story of a girl who had to become a ‘sex maid’/ courtesan at as early an age as 6 or 7 and here the promo are saying that ‘Here comes the sad Courtesan to win your hearts!’ – amazing !! I was so sad for her – in act my heart cried for her for the kind of deplorable life she had to lead on earth  - whereas the TV advertising guys thought it to be some feat for a woman to draw to attention of several frustrated ‘whore mongers’ towards herself just by being bejeweled and occasionally showing her twin assets or any other part of her skin to the already ‘turned on’ mongrels !!Yuk!! what a pukish life!!

Points to be noted Melords :

1. The fact that a Sweeper’s daughter turned out to be so  pretty ..is rather alarming!! Imagine if the Sweeper’s daughter was so pretty then how must the elite class girls looking at that point of time !!Ravishing beauties I must say..thank God I was not born during that time period – or else I would have just been a scare crow !!…or maybe her Mother as a desperate Housewife…? Who knows – she might have copulated with some good looking stud and thus Umrao turned out to be so pretty…..neways – that is not what the movie all about – so lets proceed.
2. Umrao is around 7 when her Uncle kidnaps her and sells her to a Courtesan. He takes her far away from her home town. Thus it is quite clear that such a man – that he was – he must have made her render ‘sexual services’ on the way to the Courtesan’s house. So we can understand that Umrao started her ‘sex’ life pretty early. Later, much later of course , it is shown that the same Uncle suffers from leprosy and is lying on the street with no one to look after – and guess what ? a rich Umrao gives him her gold bangles – kind of forgiving him for his past misdeeds !!Well – this gesture of hers was pretty amazing !Taking her life from the worldly-wise point of view – well maybe she was thanking him for giving her a groovy life. Think of it folks – a Sweeper’s daughter would have got married to maybe some Sweeper and would have somehow lived hand to mouth, wearing torn sarees – she would have had to spend the rest of her life as a subservient female – a free maid – giving birth to mongrels one after the other and looking after the needs of her in – laws and some ugly husband !…and of course there was no guarantee that the husband would be nice and caring or maybe a brothel visitor !! Whereas as a Courtesan, she got the time of her life by getting a chance to have sex with the Sultan – a rich and handsome thug – who, would not have even puked at her , had she been introduced to him as the Sweeper’s daughter !! So you see folks – everything is not as ugly as it appears !!
3. Another character enters in the scene – he is a dacoit but disguises himself as a rich Sultan and guess what and where will dacoits go!? No points for that – obviously to the Courtesan’s house – after looting the commoners and other rich merchants, the money and jewelry go to such ‘sex maids’ only – for they need a lot of money to take care of their skins and eat healthy food in order to be active and ever ready to entertain the clients – unlike the dumb house wife – married to some ‘brothel visitor’ who will live hand to mouth to fill the empty stomachs of the mongrels born to her through senior mongrel !!Gosh! how foolish have women been all these eras – how very foolish !
4. The dacoit disguised as Sultan happens to see/hear of Umrao’s mole in upper thigh (sorry folks – can’t tell exactly – you see during breaks I surf different TV channels so often miss certain scenes ) and tells it to the Sultan. The Sultan thinks that Umrao has been sleeping with the Dacoit so he asks her to get lost ! Amazing !! does he not know that such females are first ‘humped’ by the Pimps and other body guards – only then can they market them well in the ‘whore market’ – how else can you talk of the USP without using the product !?In this movie though it is shown that the pimp rapes Umrao after she breaks up with the Sultan – in real life – it’s the other way round (now some dumb reader should not ask me how I know such details – I have seen many hindi movies (Baghi, Chandni Bar) based on the lives of prostitutes and courtesans and it is very clear to understand how unsafe they are in the hands of males who are not related to them…as if you don’t know yourself!)
5. Anyway – there is another aspect to it as well – Sultan’s father comes to know that his son wants to marry a Courtesan and so he tells him to get lost for he’ll never allow a courtesan to be his daughter – in – law! The young and hot blooded Sultan leaves his house and stays with Umrao for a couple of days in the Courtesan’s house and then in his friend’s house – once he is insulted & driven away by the Head Courtesan (Shabana Azmi). His friend’s wife asks her husband (but obviously) – to drive away the drunkard brothel visitor who was in love with a Courtesan as he would set a bad example for her children. The Sultan hears all this and realizes that life is not easy after all – thus goes back to his house and agrees to marry the girl of his father’s choice. Thus he uses this utterly lame and hilarious excuse of expecting a pure , virgin and chaste Courtesan and since Umrao fails to keep up to his expectations – so he dismisses her !Basically he came to face reality and was intelligent enough to understand the necessity of money and parental support in order to lead a comfortable social life. After marriage when a full grown woman will sleep beside him – he’ll forget all about Umrao and happily ‘hump’ her (eg. Virasat – how Anil Kappr forgets his modern lover and happily – with sound effects – does the needful to ‘ganwaar(village bred rustic)’ Tabu). Still later – when 50 plus , he’ll start going to brothels and spend money like water – telling around people that he is doing it in the memory of his ex-flame Umrao …and all people will marvel at his generosity ..while watching 16 plus girls dance semi nude in front of them – alcohol in one hand….and …!!

Well folks, this is what the Story of Umrao is all about. Later she goes and settles down in her home town as the British Officers were not allowing such things happen so openly as they believed that rebels are being created from such hubs  !!

All the aged men who assemble around Umrao to listen to her song and look at her well maintained body – know of the fact that she was the Jamadaar’s (sweeper’s) daughter – but that did not stop them from coming and watching her and using her……showing that such men are very broad minded after all – they do not mind using their tool for entering into any crevice…it just has to be a crevice – that’s all !!

Never marry a Sports Man!

Never go against your parents’ wishes and  marry only when they allow.

Never lose contact with near and dear ones – you never know when you might require them – and near & dear ones can only be parents !

The fear of having to give up a good environment ,culture, status and elite society is so clear to even children nowadays – good for them – at least they will not make this wrong decision that their forefathers/ancestors made by marrying a pauper or the maid’s daughter or that category etc. …seen in movies like Saleem Anarkali to KKKG!!

A rich boy turns into a scavenger because of absolutely dumb pair of parents !The mother could have gone to her rich father and not made her children suffer like paupers !! What an idiotically dumb thing to do – her ego was greater that her own children’s happiness? !

And while ransacking the dustbin for some grub, the boy swallows a piece of glass and was about to die when his father wins the car race and everything is saved !

This happens only in movies – in real life the boy would have died and the girl would have grown up to be a drug addict plus a pick up girl – since she had a taste of riches and luxuries – she would have definitely taken up prostitution in her teenage itself to lead a comfortable life which she had lost during her childhood. Such blokish parents are actually responsible for bringing up children in most contradictory situations and counseling them all the time with lies ,lies and only lies ! Rani even steals buns and pastries from a party to feed her hungry children  but refuses to take the fifty thousand cheque from her father !

This is yet another aspect shown in movies. If you are rich, you don’t have time for your children so they run away with some / any loser/become a drug addict/rapist/wasteful bloke . And if you are poor, your children will ask you what /why have you done  whatever you have done – thus they become bitter / join some terrorist group or under world Don to make quick money /become Item girl etc!! Thus movies try to prove that no matter what – parents are failures actually !…are they wrong?

There is a scene - that the apartment they shift in – after leaving their plush and opulent Bunglow - has no water ! So they go to a nearby fountain – sing and take a bath ! In India if such a thing had happened – initially some people would have collected around the fountain to see the wet T-shirt of Rani – trying to catch a glimpse of her teats through her wet T-Shirt and some people would have even wondered when the fair looking daughter would develop her breasts so that they could have a time of their lives watching her bathe in open air ! Later some Traffic Police would have called the Municipal Corporation chap and the entire family would have found itself behind the bars for dirtying public property !

Then Saif lies to his colleagues – fellow Taxi Drivers - about his daughter’s ill health and collects money to pay the school fees !Gosh!! I really pity such children born to Idiot parents – they themselves lead a sad / sour life and later, when they grow up – they see to it that the rest of the world also suffers the way they have!! Thus such girls become Pick-up girls, whores and Prostitutes and ruin the simple dreams of girls born and brought up in decent ,educated and cultured families !

You see its not the fault of the men entirely – lets take an example of Follywood vs. all other kinds of jobs. In a movie the characters playing the role of fathers, brothers, uncles husbands etc. are not actually that – isn’t it? But they get to hug the Heroine or other ‘extra’ because the scene requires it – So? When a taut, firm breasted Heroin or ‘extra’ falls or clings by the neck of the hero or any other male character – all other men who watch this scene know very well what a good time the male actor is having !Thus they become jealous – jealous of the fact that even at ripe old age the film actors are hugging, kissing and fondling young taut girls but they are stuck up with the same old woman they married 20 or 30 years ago !And on top of all that – these very actors are worshipped and admired by one and all !! So? Why on earth should they stick to the ideals of Shri Rama !?why be a ‘one woman man’ when women themselves swoon at the sight of the same male actor who is happily ‘humping’ around not only in ‘screen life’ but also in real life (thanks to the film magazines that we come to know of every move of the actors!). Thus folks, chastity and loyalty is speedily finishing and we all are proceeding towards the Satanic life style – ‘hump and jump with anyone and then dump the unwanted mongrel in some orphanage’ ! The children brought up in orphanages can never truly feel ‘love’ because they work from day one – or else they will not get their grub ! Thus Demon King Satan (eg. Ravana,Kamsa,Jarasand and their kinds) sees to it that humans don’t experience ‘Love’ but stay in ‘lust’ forever ! And it is for this reason that there are many satanic couples giving birth to Item Girls/unloved-throw away boys who will later take up the job of pimps and terrorists …. so that the ‘Satanic caravan’ can continue unhindered !!

Amazing movie!

Beat your own drum kinds!

Its actually a music video.

Thus no movie review as such.

Few dialogues from an absolutely expressionless face of the era – HR – are as follows :

Give me the gun I said – you are drunk Officer ! (HR to a Police Officer in Germany!)

IT’S A MISTAKE !! (When the polizia of Germanezia take revenge …for calling them drunk on duty…or what!?)

Nadia, an equally expressionless daughter of Raj Babbar (the Director could not take any one with expressions otherwise there would have been an identity crisis on ‘Who is the Lead Actor?’ thus Nadia, a golden haired, fair skinned – basically Indian Raj Babbar’s sheer stoke of groovy luck – for being able to rope in a German Murgi – in his youth …. after all… and copulating with her – thus giving birth to a baby girl – who later becomes a Reporter – an adventurous reporter on top of that !!…and dies while trying to expose someone – something – involved in a process called String Operation.

HR’s too much fame was getting on some  Khorana’s nerve so he framed him and wore his mask and the camera that was between her( Nadia’s) breastikins …(Okay break over) – revealed it all! Later we all come to know that Khorana was wearing HR’s mask and killed Nadia !! I honestly want to meet these mask makers ….this way many ugly looking Indian males and females will live happily ever after – they can wear the mask of their favorite actor/actress and actually materialize their dreams of….you know what..

To stretch the movie some girls are hired to dance semi nude in this movie. The girls in this movie do not believe in covering their breastikins much …(take a short break – okay break over) and rather they jiggle it all the more the moment they see men/boys around !! Probably the reason why this movie is at all talked about !

One of my colleagues – some 10 years younger to me – found this movie to be too thrilling and full of suspense !! I was amazed but then I realized that being born in the 80’s means brought up among the movies /ideas /concepts of the 90’s – thus its no fault of his to find this extremely mediocre movie to be thrilling !!

I remember having watched ‘Khamosh’ – starring Shabana Azmi and Naseeruddin,Amol Palekar..and many more good actors – it was a suspense thriller and till the end we could not make out who the murderer was !! I had found it too great a movie – during those days I guess Directors made the movies through their brains unlike nowadays where most movies are busy showing a new ‘female body’ (bold girls born to either greedy or debauch parents) from all angles !!

While watching this movie, during interval time, my father commented that Amol Palekar would be the murderer !We all disagreed so he said – okay fine watch the movie. And it turned out that Amol was the murderer! When I asked my father how could he guess – he said pure logic – how else would you justify the presence of the Ace Actor Amol? – (deep sigh) yeah ! Men are so logical but then that’s what one should be like I guess !

It’s the story of a couple of people – basically from a nouveau riche (new rich) background settled in a Metro City.

A aged lady – Nafisa – lives in the home for the aged. She receives a letter from her ex-flame (Dharmendra) who had left her waiting at the railway station some 40 years ago ! Probably after making money and trying his luck with the Ladies abroad and getting kicks from the pretty looking foreign ladies, he decided to come back to his ex-flame. In fact during the British rule and even after that – the Indian Doctors were not allowed to touch the skins of royal British family Ladies as they were considered ‘below their dignity’ – the British males could obviously understand the state of the below average looking (according to their standards)  dhoti-clad (lose clothing clad) Indian male’s mind. They were sure of their ‘standing dicks’ hidden behind their lose clothing and thus like any possessive and protective men – never allowed them to touch the bodies of their Ladies. (deep sigh) well a similar thing must have happened to Dharmendra – so he returns to his Indian ex-flame.

Nafisa had then reluctantly married some bloke and hesitantly ‘spread her legs’ to conceive and probably gave birth to couple of mongrels – to prove to the society that she was fertile and not barren !! Children grow up -you see- and can sense that their parents have just done them a great favor by ‘jumping nude on bed’ and bringing them forth !They grow up in a ‘loveless’ environment and thus when they become independent – they send away their parents to the Home  for the aged. This is exactly what happened to Nafisa. Anyways, she is bold enough and invites Dharmendra to her room – all alone….

The rest of the people residing in the Home admonished them ..and guess what – they elope like teenagers ! Dharmendra takes her to his flat and they both sleep together – on the same bed !

Next morning Nafisa dies – probably she couldn’t take the pressure…or ..well I don’t know what exactly was the reason !

This aged Lady was a moral support to Shilpa Shetty. Shilpa used to visit her at the Home for the aged. Now her story :

Shilpa Shetty is married to K.K Menon and has a daughter. She left working – a grave mistake – and depends on her husband to bring in the cash. Now folks since eons it has been fed into the male mind that if he has money he can get way with everything and that ppl who depend on him..his money actually - should accept him the way he is – there is no alternative.

Thus Menon starts having an affair with Neha who was basically a dumb bimbo sort of a woman who took the quick way up the corporate ladder – ie. ‘Spreading her legs’.In Call centers you just got to speak good English. In metro cities its really not a big deal because there are several convent schools where English is taught as first language….and Indian parents are thankgod-fully becoming a bit intelligent after all and understanding the necessity of spoken English – thus admitting their wards in English medium schools !!

Thus in such offices there is hardly any ‘performance’ as such required / or any other scope of growth is available– just speak English smoothly and sell the product over the phone.Thus Neha – a typical bimbo bitch kind of a woman sleeps her way up the corporate ladder. Her boss is Menon – Shilpa’s husband.

Shilpa is oblivious of the whole affair . Whenever she calls him, he makes an excuse of being in the office and having a whole lot of work load etc. thus their family life is in doldrums. Their daughter is shown as pretty ugly to look at -  who is silently observing the constant tiffs between her parents. This will turn out to be another headache later in life when the daughter will grow up but the men will still be ogling at her mother rather that admiring her !! Since Menon is not good to look at but Shilpa has a pretty face – their copulation product turned out to be ugly !!…a good choice made by the casting director I must say- showing the effect of dominant and recessive genes.

Now Shilpa meets a good looking divorcee – Shiny- when she goes to visit her moral support Nafisa. Shiny is a patriot at heart and tries to awaken people through Art and Drama – but fails miserably – for majority of people come to watch such dance dramas to catch a glimpse of the cleavage /waist/buttock of the girls seen on the stage – and never to learn from such dramas !!Thus dejected in life, he meets his perfect match in yet another dejected housewife Shilpa. They just meet each other – not hump – just meet and Shilpa was shown to be happy for a couple of days.

But one day, as luck would have it – she comes back home late after watching theater with her platonic lover and sees her daughter being taken to the hospital by an angry Menon. Menon could have utilized this time fucking Neha but the maid servant probably rang up Menon and asked him to come over immediately for his daughter (the unwanted / unloved mongrel born to them) was not well ! Thus Menon shows a lot of attitude to an already flustered Shilpa and takes her to the Hospital. Shilpa is made to feel guilty because of this episode.

Shilpa has a sister – Konkona – who in turn is Neha’s room mate. Neha knows that Shilpa is Konkona’s sister but that does not stop her from spreading her legs and fucking Shilpa’s husband !Such crass bitches exist in this World !!

Konkona is looking for a prospective groom for herself. She works in a Radio Station and secretly admires the RJ. The RJ is a gay and his gay partner is his Boss !RJ’s parents come to pay him a visit and RJ had to introduce a girl to them – thus he befriends Konkona and pretends he is in love with her and will marry her – thus Konkona is happy for a couple of days as well !But she soon finds out that RJ is a gay and leaves him. And leaves the job.

She gets a job elsewhere  and her reporting head turns out to be the guy she had met through a matrimonial site  but had rejected him. He is Irfan, a typically irritatingly dumb and daft Indian male. She goes around with him and helps him to do the shopping for his wife to- be who was chosen by his mother. After spending some time with him she becomes fond of him and decides to tie the knot with him after all – the dumber the males the better is the husband quality….or so it seems !

Konkona comes to know that Neha was sleeping with her brother-in-law and is heart broken.

Rahul is another character who works in the call center and secretly loves Neha. He comes to know that Neha is a part time ‘whore’ but still loves her. Along with working in the Call Centre, he also works as a Pimp – helping couples to ‘hump’ in his opulent apartment – I mean partial Pimp – he did not get girls for the clients. In real life of course such a character would have made enough money by even providing the ‘whore mongers’ with girls ! 

Neha asks Menon if he loves her or not and will he provide her the status of ‘wife’ ! Menon is shocked to hear this of course – already a dumb bimbo bitch of a wife was getting on his nerves and in spite of knowing the fact that he is betraying his wife, Neha still looked forward to become his wife !!- this is verily the reason why men fail to understand ‘dumb-bimbo’ kind of women – why they don’t understand the futility of marriage is what men don’t understand !!He takes out some cash and hands it over to her saying that ‘She has used him – instead of Him using her’!! and reminded her of the undeserving promotions she kept getting !!

This is another aspect of the Corporate World – a truly deserving , hard working, methodical candidate does not get promoted but is made to work like a sweeper all the time …whereas some bimbo bitch ,dumb and belonging to some utter crass family background gets promoted by just ‘spreading her legs’ ! – One of the reasons why India could not progress well in any field ! The true,decent workers are not dumb …so they gradually break off – either to sulk and be gloomy or join somewhere else….Another major reason for the Yin-Yang differentiation is because of such ‘shameless females’ belonging to greedy, uncouth families. You see women Bosses have not yet become as corrupt as male Bosses – so there is hardly any chance for some dumb male to make it to the top by ‘sleeping with the Boss’ – he actually has to perform and work real hard to earn money…but when such men see that some dumb ‘slut’ has suddenly become his Boss – it surely becomes intolerable – if he has even a wee bit of self respect ie.- thus men generally form a mental block regarding women and judge all women by their standards!! After all environment makes a man – so in such an environment men take to drugs, alcoholism etc and in some remote corner of this World – some decent girl keeps waiting for her Prince Charming to come. Little does she realize that her Prince Charming has become a drug addict and thinks that the whole world is full of ‘whores’ !!

Anyways, in the end Neha drops Menon and runs to Rahul – and Rahul accepts her ! This only happens in movies – in real life though – Rahul would have just ‘used and thrown’ her !!

Shilpa was about to have ‘The time of her life’ with Shiny in a dingy,damp apartment when Shiny’s friend comes in and ruins it all for her !! She runs away and says to Shiny that ‘She feels like a slut’ !(oh! what a dialogue..amazing, such females dress up like sluts – but you call them one and they’ll scream the roof off!)

Shilpa confesses to her husband that she was seeing a man Shiny – but had never slept with her ! Menon does not believe her – People judge others by their standards – and leaves her to be with Neha forever ! In the meantime Shiny tells Shilpa that he is ready to take the responsibility of the mongrel born to her through her equally ‘mongrelish’ hubby ! Shilpa is happy but her happiness is short lived ! Just when she was heading to accept Shiny – the divorcee , in comes her hubby Menon who had just been dumped by Neha ! Shilpa agrees to stay back !A  grave mistake – because there are many girls who are either shameless or come from poor family backgrounds - who don’t want to work hard – thus Menon will soon find another ‘Hump’ object instead of Neha and Shilpa will remain like a bitch serving him for life !! Anyways it was a lose-lose situation. Even if she had run away with Shiny – there was no guarantee that Shiny will not start ‘humping’ Shilpa’s daughter when she developed her breasts etc – coz’ after all he will never have any fatherly feeling for her ! Thus Shilpa probably makes this sacrifice – at least she was sure that Menon will not ‘hump’ his own daughter given so many Call Center dumb bimbo bitches loitering around him – and dying to get promoted without working hard !

SO this is the story of ‘Life in a Metro’.

Well folks, I also live in a Metro  and have worked in Corporate sectors – I personally never faced such a shameless situation in my life ! of course there are girls who go ahead themselves to sleep with the boss or other married colleague – but the percentage is meager – so this story is not applicable in Kolkata Metro….I am very optimistic actually  !

A showcase of various permutations and combinations of ‘love – lust?' as prevalent in Ghor Kalyug !

Love One

Married for 15 years and a father of 2 kids (Anil Kapoor) happens to visit an Item Girl while she was performing in front of a couple of frustrated, debauch, sex starved men. She was wearing a lil'more than ‘chaddi' (panty) and lil' more than ‘bra' – and often her dance steps urged her to strike a pose as if she is ‘shitting' in an imaginary commode ! The married man sees it and gets the feeling of ‘humping' her with immediate effect – it was a case of instant turn on – he got turned on by a girl who might have been just some 3-4 years older to his own daughter !But since he belonged to a middle class family – its really not easy to ‘hump' and get over with it – so he starts playing with the thought – of how would it be like to ‘hump' this fresh, taut item! His wife (Juhi Chawla) comes to know of his affinity for a younger girl is heart broken.

PS : the Item Girl was dancing on a yesteryear Item number. In the old black and white movie – the female was fully covered – but in this movie – the song was the same but the female was hardly covered – well it shows how frustrated and bolder the daughters of yesteryear females have become – but natural – this is called ‘evolution' I guess !

Love Two

Akshay Khanna is engaged to a girl (Ayesh Takiya) . But he hates the very idea of getting married and getting stranded for life !He believed in freedom and he was afraid that marriage will take away his freedom from him – he believed in enjoying life – partying, watching movies, boozing…..and much more ! So he tries to break off his engagement – and is successful in doing so as well !

Love Three

A foreigner (American English speaking) comes to India in search of her Indian lover – who had probably ‘humped her and later dumped her' for free – acting that he was in love with her while he was living abroad – otherwise ‘sex' abroad can prove to be very expensive if its to be paid for – and we all know that Indian men are very miserly regarding money !

This foreign blonde was dumb enough to think that the Indian born mongrel was actually serious about her ! Thus she comes all the way from US / UK in search of her Indian boyfriend.(obviously the story is taken from Pyaar toh hona hi tha – I really pity the bollywood Directors who are busy copy pasting stuff and have zero originality – not their fault – they are surrounded 24x7 hours by readily available cheap - game Item girls – and thus their energies get wasted in tasting them one by one – what time is left to think of some original ideas - huh?)

So this blond meets an illiterate Taxi Driver who brings her to Taj Mahal in Agra when she actually asked for The Taj Hotel in Delhi – thus they spend a lot of time together – hunting for her lover – but actually the hindi speaking illiterate Taxi driver (Govinda) falls in love with the dumb blond ! The dumb blond is obviously not in love with him for she had got the taste of an English speaking hunk of an Indian male.

Love Four

Missed a few minutes in the beginning but whatever little I could make out was that a Journalist lady and her friend working in the same Office were in love with each other. Dame (Vidya Balan – who looks like an ever-ready battery…know what I mean – horny yeah!) was a Muslim and male (John Abraham) was a Hindu. They had met in a marriage party and the male had instantly taken a liking for her – He goes against his parents' wishes and married the muslim girl. His parents kick him out of the house for doing so... but he really couldn't careless since he was grown up now and was working – so he leaves his parents and goes ahead to ‘hump' – after marrying of course – the girl of his choice !

She meets with an accident and forgets some part of her memory – the same part where she met and fell in love with the hindu male! Thus a new love story starts for the hindu fella – he starts serving her like a servant, taking her to all those places where they probably had had a quickie session - and tries to remind her that he is her husband ..and the good times he has had with her …in so many places…. But she fails to remember anything and loiters with him like a dead lettuce leaf !

Love Five

A small time club dancer (Prinyanka Chopra) wants to make it big in the film world and her dream is to get an offer from Karan Johar ! She tries her level best to create hype about herself – her love life etc. so that she is constantly in the lime light so that the Directors take notice of her. In comes a character (Salman Khan) – who was a waiter in the same club where she danced and mentally loved her a lot. Well for the first time the correct partner choice has been shown – a waiter falls for a club dancer ! He pursues her and makes her fall in love with her – ie. he makes her understand what is more important in life – to be happy with a life partner – who also loves you – or the glitz of the artificial glamour world !

Love Six

A jahil-ganwaar village couple who only know one thing - that love is equal to having a good ‘hump session' – the husband is shown to be constantly aroused by his wife's twin assets and wants to have a quickie session with her when ever he gets a chance. He is already a father of 4-5 children. They all sleep in the same room in a line and after checking that his children (11-13 years old) are all asleep , he tries to do the needful with his wife !! yuk! what a pathetic condition they have! Humping in presence of children – who can wake up anytime !!When they are so keen on humping – they should not have brought forth a couple of mongrels on earth !!

(There was a yesteryear movie – Piya ka ghar – something similar was shown there – dearth of space and failing to ‘do the needful' – but was shown in a much sophisticated manner )

The Meeting point

The above couples meet – coincidentally. Anil Kapoor is counseled by the ex club dancer – Priyanka - about the priorities of life. Thus the educated and working man – a husband and father as well – realizes that he should go back to his wife Juhi . For if he continues his affair with the Item Dancer – his reputation would be at stake and he might be called a pedophile ! Afraid of the probable consequences , he rushes back to his wife – who is about to leave for her younger sister's wedding – Ayeshya – who has broken off her engagement with Akshaya and is getting married to the foreign returned stud who had dumped the blonde babe ! (in a scene it is shown that the foreign returned stud is visiting a girl – kinda selecting a good Indian to-be bride – where the ugly looking girl begins to vomit – indicating that she was pregnant!! – so you see the Directors show the right thing – the foreign returned ‘amply humped' man will only get proposals from ‘humped' bitches – afterall Ram banaye jodi- right folks?)

The blonde babe comes in the marriage party along with the Taxi driver and creates a ruckus. The foreign stud – her ex boyfriend – asks her to get lost because he wanted to marry an Indian girl not a dumb blond. Hearing this, the Taxi driver slaps the groom and gives him a philosophical jargon – this impresses the blonde babe immensely and she proposes to the taxi driver !! Really blonde – I don't know how they will communicate with each other !! Or is the Director trying to tell the Indian audience that – marriage is all about humping on bed – licensed humping where the Police can never raid your house ?!Thus one should not bother much about education or culture – just switch off the lights – all are the same !!Its not their fault actually – daily they are used to watching desperate girls wanting to serve them (Hump them and render sexual services to them so that they get a chance to come on the celluloid – and obviously the Directors take ample advantage of this situation – thus they promote the fact that its just alright to marry anyone – just anyone will do – no need to check age, education…nothing !- its all the same – exactly the same !!)

The dumb lettuce leaf alias ever ready battery – yeah! horny Vidya meets with an accident and is hit by Akshaya's car. Akshaya rings up John – seeing his Mobile number in her mobile phone (wow – for the first time an Indian Hero has been shown using his wit and intelligence ) and John comes running and picks up Vidya and takes her to Akshaya's house. Lettuce leaf awakens and with owl-y dark patched eyes says that in spite of the fact that she has been hit on the head and the entire Indian Audience thought that she will regain her memory and they will again ‘happily hump' each other ever after – well…we were given the greatest shock of our lives ! She did not regain her memory ! John says that whatever it is – he loves her and accepts her the way she is !

Akshaya sees it and realizes that its okay to marry and have some one attend to your daily needs after all – how long can one go on searching for a new ‘available' whore – and they are speedily becoming very expensive as well ! And extra marital affair is acceptable in India because all Indian men know and agree how sick it is to have a wife and feed and bear up with her tantrums – but still – it's a better choice that having to go to a brothel daily ! Once in a while it is okay – but daily becomes an expensive affair! Thus Akshay runs to his girl friend's wedding location and - at the nick of time – marries her !!

Ex club dancer comes in search of her waiter lover – Salman who was catering ….or was the Event Manager …probably of Ayeshya's wedding. Just as she is about to confess him of her love – the phone rings and Karan Johar askes her if she would like to act in his movie. She refuses him and decides to marry the waiter !!

( Note : In real life , the waiter husband would have jumped at the offer and would have been happier ….. and would have gladly let his wife gyrate on Item numbers …for it is the easiest way to earn money ! – its just that the movie is made keeping the middle class people – like me – on mind – so they give such dumb endings – We , the People are after all dumb na).

In the last scene, the ‘humpy' couples are shown ‘doing the needful' in a train ..whenever it was passing through a tunnel ! Faster than what was shown in ‘The Benny Hill show' !

A 34 years old spinster (Tabu) – thinks of herself to be too intellectual. Shown as sober, soft, sophisticated – belonging to a middle class family. Since she thinks of herself to be too intellectual – or maybe because she actually is – she fails to find a suitable groom for herself – she found her contemporaries to be either utterly dumb or immature. Basically she missed the correct age of marriage – as set by the society - based on Science and history of social development – which is ideally between 21 to 27 max for girls.

Little bit on  the Science front – A Lady should conceive by 30 because after 30 the probability of giving birth to abnormal children rises. Cases like Idiocy also called Down’s syndrome or Trisomy 21…here before I proceed – read an excerpt from Wikipedia : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome

Now some dumb reader should not come and report to me that he knows of some lady who conceived at the age of 23 but still gave birth to an abnormal – physically handicapped child …well – there is something called genetic disorder – so it cannot be helped ! Better check the gene map and family tree of prospective groom or bride before tying the knot …instead of giving birth to an abnormal child and suffering endlessly !! I am talking about Down’s syndrome here ….some symptoms are as follows :

Individuals with Down syndrome can have a lower than average cognitive ability, often ranging from mild to moderate mental retardation. Developmental disabilities often manifest as a tendency toward concrete thinking or naïveté. A small number have severe to profound mental retardation.

And then there is this Chef (Amitabh Bachchan),64 years old, working in some Restaurant abroad . ABROAD. Point to be noted Melords . Phoren (foreign) country ! An Indian Chef settled abroad with his mother who is an avid watcher of ‘Sex in the City’ and other Sex oriented teleserials. He had fallen in love with some gori mem (fair British damsel) but as usual the fair and lovely damsel ( genetically – originally - they have a very fair complexion – so even a slum dweller / sweeper-ess of England will be better looking than an average Indian woman) kicked his butt after using him and so he remained a bachelor – probably heart broken or probably failed to meet someone as pretty as her.

 It is a very common happening in India – I have heard of cases that Indian men (well established and belonging to well to do families) have spent over Lakhs on the net trying to rope in some fair damsel – by seeing her beautiful – probably semi nude pic – but the same ones would never shell out even a single shilling for the needy and the poor in his own country ! gosh! Such is the ‘lust’ to hump a fair and lovely female – no matter whether she is a virgin/chaste decent girl or a ‘hazaar fucked’ whore !! she just has to spread her legs – period !!

Anyways, Tabu and Chef meet and they start liking each other.30 years difference. Tabu’s father was 58 – ie. 6 years younger to his son-in-law. Tabu tells her father about the Chef and her father refuses obviously !! There is a dialogue where he says – you can marry him over my dead body and his daughter replies ‘when are you kicking the bucket?’ – gosh!! So you see the end result of bringing forth a child in Ghor Kalyug ? – a daughter on top of that – you gotta be very careful with a girl child since so many sex-starved street dogs loiter in this world – anytime some vulnerable girl can be made into a ‘sex’ object !! So after nurturing & educating your children by working day and night to give them the best, they turn out to be perfect mongrels !! how come ? Society and its evolution of course !!With the media being ruled by complete wasteful and shameless blokes – what else can your child learn ?…and then of course there are parents clinging to age old inapplicable traditions and culture…and marketing it as religion …and another set of extremely liberal parents – mother a ‘desperate housewife’ and father a ‘debauch whore monger’ ……and blah blah – growing up in this utmost contradictory situation – an individual fails to make the correct decisions !!But natural !

There is also a role of a small girl patient having a hole in the heart or leukemia and about to die – she was added probably to mellow down the bold theme of the movie ! some mushy tears and feeling sad for the abnormal small girl etc. were added in the movie to probably show the ‘caring’ side of the Chef. The Chef is also made to feel guilty for not praying for the little dying girl but praying for himself and his new found young and taut (for his standards) sex partner – showing that human beings are so very selfish !

With the release of this movie – the already sex starved dilapidated old haggard mongrel males in India will regain more enthusiasm and with greater fervor – will try to act fresh with ladies much younger to them – the release of movies like – Jogger’s Park, Nishabd and Chini Kum – have given a lot of impetus to the already sex starved debauch old haggards !!They will start trying their luck desperately anywhere and everywhere and some decent no-nonsense girls will have to suffer the brunt of it !! Anyway – to balance the situation some daughters of ‘desperate housewives’/whores/greedy or debauch fathers will come forward and make them feel like the characters played by  Victor Banerjee and Amitabh Bachchan respectively – for a couple of days only though –after enjoying their money – they will kick their aged – shriveled up butts and proceed with life looking for other ‘murgas’ (idiots) to rope in !!

Folks – I happen to know a real life case – a person – known to us – was a Doctor practicing abroad. Married to a foreign Lady – he had a son as well. At the age of 60 he divorced her and came back to India and married a 30 years old Lady – a reporter in an ace daily Newspaper. He copulated yet again – at the age of 60 …and gave birth to a ‘spastic’ child ! He died recently at the age of 72 leaving behind a 42 years old widow with a spastic child to look after !! So you see even the sperms start to degenerate after a certain age ! Its amazing to see that being a doctor – he went ahead with child birth !! He could just have had sex – the reason why men live – and died at 72 – that way the 42 years old woman could have married elsewhere….coz you see its difficult to find a man who would be ready to take the responsibility of a woman with a spastic issue !!(deep sigh) – folks follow the rules and norms and behave normally – this will save you and others from a lot of heart breaks and sadness !

Fanaa

Story of a man ruthlessly pursuing his goal – a goal set for him by his own Grandfather.

This man also happens to be intelligent ,well read, versatile and a great Actor as well. A result of ‘very good training' and motivation by his Mentor .

A child (played by Amir Khan) is born during the times of utter unrest & ruckus due to dispute over Kashmir . His parents die when he was just 3 years old. He is then brought up by his own Grandfather – who was the Leader of the rebels who were fighting for the cause of bringing peace to their otherwise ‘unsafe & insecure ‘ life.

Being born under such circumstances with constant ‘struggle for existence', the ‘survival of the fittest' instinct was , but obviously, predominant in him as well as in all his other rebel comrades. So they left ‘no stone unturned' to destroy the peace & tranquility of others in the neighborhood and nation… .who knew about their ‘continuous' torture but just sat ‘pretty' and did nothing about it.

While on a mission to blow up the President's Office – he becomes a Guide and generally befriends people in the vicinity with his sweet & charming behavior. A group of girls arrive at Delhi in order to perform a dance drama kind of a thing – generally singing how glorious Mother India was and how proud the Indians are to be born here !

He gets pally with a blind girl (played by Kajol) in the group.(The Director probably wants to equate the situation with Mahabharat's blind Queen Gandhari – who begets blind Dhritarastra's sons..all villains) . He too develops a weakness for her. She was about to leave for her home town and only 12 hours were left for her to go when she requests the ‘terrorist' to give her ‘the time of her life' – that she'll never forget ever in her life. Being blind , her expectation was understandable – nobody would ever like to spend his life with a physically handicapped person esp. who is blind – this much was very well known to her – so she thought of ‘having a good time'….till it lasts and goes ahead to ‘get wet ..in the rain' with him (the terrorist in disguise ie.) and goes on to have ‘sex' with him !! Since her ovulation period coincidentally coincided with her ‘danger period' so she conceives – at one go ! Mother Nature had given her indications of his ‘debauch' character – eg. nature disguised as ‘Item girl' –played by Lara Dutta - approaches him and says ‘sweet nothings' to him in her presence – but it all falls in deaf ears…so along with being blind, she pretended to be deaf as well…all this just to have a good time…a time of her life ! After doing the needful, she boards the train and is about to leave when a great ‘illusion' probably Mahamaya – acts on Amir's mind and he takes her down and decides to marry her – but before doing so he takes her to the Hospital and hires the ‘best of Doctors' to bring back her sight ! She gets her sight back – but Amir had already escaped after blasting the President's office. So he was thought to be dead.

So after having ‘the time of her life' they part ways – Amir partly fails in the mission of blasting the President's Office and gets a ‘dressing down' by his Grandfather for he had come to know of his ‘small affair' with the blind girl. He also realizes that it was wrong on his part to waver from his goal and tears her snap that he was carrying with him.

7 years pass. Amir had joined the Indian Army and is shown as holding the designation of Major. His mission this time was to steal a ‘trigger' to blast an entire Indian town. He more or less succeeds but unfortunately the Indian Intelligence comes to know of it. They hound him like mad dogs – but still he escapes and badly bruised, reaches a house in a hail-stormy night. Tighten your seat belts folks – this house is of the same ‘blind' girl who could now see !!So she could not recognize him! She had named her son after his father ‘Rehan'. Kajol nurses him and he begins to see all that he missed out during his childhood – love, affection, innocence etc. and longs to settle down in life & have a family life – only after handing over the ‘trigger' to his Grandfather ! He tells her about his past and the fact that he was verily the one who had accepted her - inspite of her blindness - and they get formally married.

Kajol's father comes to know of his terrorist background and decides to hand him over to the Army. Amir kills whoever comes on his way. There is a scene here from Ken Follet's “the eye of the needle” where the Hero is a spy and as Kajol is about to tell him of having found her Father's dead body – he says that he is fine drinking with is friend. She realizes that he is a liar and a cheat – ah! At last !! – there is a confrontation – both face each other with pistol in their hands – but Amir for once could not kill – as Kajol's lovely face and innocence stops him from doing so – but she shoots him – for he was betraying her ‘Motherland'.So (fanaa means annihilation) Amir had been annihilating the World in hatred but himself got annihilated in Love !!

Inference :

Hatred is more stronger an emotion than ‘love'. Thus Amir single-handedly annihilated 100s of people and destroyed buildings built with so much labor and other resources in just a matter of a few seconds …whereas the Army Jawans or Police Jawans fail to accomplish simple tasks – for basically they have ‘zero' emotion of any sort attached to their work – neither of ‘love' nor of ‘hatred' !They just work in order to make both ends meet – to feed the family and to get a steady income by joining the Government – thus greatest of the great Management Gurus fail to motivate Officers and Jawans to work as a team with enthusiasm and fervor…or maybe even such Management Gurus are unaware of ‘what is wrong and what is right' – thus fail to motivate the people seeking it (motivation) from them !

Suggestion :

Since the Follywood has impregnated the Nation with too much ‘love' …so lets solve it in a lovely….. loverly way.